Friday, 8 July 2011

8th July 2011 The Everyday Odyssey

July 08A
When you close your eyes and imagine yourself on a journey to the space, I bet you are not seeing the 'Soyuz' or one of the 'Apollos', but some of the transporters of the NASA, the 'ferry-planes', the nearest that has been created by men for the journey to the space to seem like an everyday routine vehicle. Beyond the capital importance in the conquering of the space, the transporters are icons from the 20th to the 21st century. The image during decades of economical, strategic and military power. It retires today to the National Museum of Air and Space in Washington; metaphor that time has changed.


The transporters are also powerful cultural icons because, for great many people, are the only space shuttle they have known all their lives. The capacity of these vehicles take off like skyrockets and land like an airplane that fulfills a lot of dreams of space travel that exist in fiction novels and films before the transporters became a reality.



It was in a transporter that James Bond (Roger Moore) travelled in Moon-Raker in 1979, Clint Eastwood and Tommy Lee Jones, when they were improbable action heroes in Space Cowboy in 2000; Bruce Willis perforated an asteroid in Armageddon in 1998, Homer Simpson discovered the charm of potato chips in gravity zero, and when Superman decided to return in 2006, substituted the original helicopter by a transporter. Now, It's in a museum but not dead. There would be countless souvenirs: models, T-shirts, home or office decors, toys, bags, boxes ... films,TV shows ... for decades to come yet.


In 30 years, 4 key points:



1) The Shuttle had effected 134 flights, transported 355 astronauts. 70% of people who had been to Space had used this transport.


2) NASA foresaw at first to construct 4 airships, plus 1 for testing called 'Enterprise', but the accident of the Challenger gave cause to the construction of a new one, The Endeavour.


3) Two disasters in 134 missions. Two of them ended in catastrophe: the Challenger blew up as soon as it took off in 1986; and the Columbia disintegrated in 2003 when in contact with the atmosphere on the return journey.


4) NASA puts an end today to 30 years of success with the farewell flight of the Atlantis. The airships Soyuz will in the following years the only way of going to the international station.

 

Prev: 8th July 2011 Hollywood Squares - The Celebrity Game Show

8th July 2011 Hollywood Squares, The Celebrity Game Show

July 08
These great questions and answers are from the days when 'Hollywood Squares' game show responses were spontaneous, not scripted, as they are now. Some of you might even remember the show and some of the celebrity participants. Peter Marshall was the host asking the questions:-
 
Q. Paul, what is a good reason for pounding meat?
A. Paul Lynde: Loneliness!
(The audience laughed so long and so hard it took up almost 15 minutes of the show!)

Q. Do female frogs croak?
A. Paul Lynde: If you hold their little heads under water long enough.

Q. If you're going to make a parachute jump, at least how high should you be.
A. Charley Weaver: Three days of steady drinking should do it.

Q. True or False, a pea can last as long as 5,000 years...
A. George Gobel: Boy, it sure seems that way sometimes.

Q. You've been having trouble going to sleep. Are you probably a man or a woman?
A. Don Knotts: That's what's been keeping me awake.

Q. According to Cosmopolitan, if you meet a stranger at a party and you think that he is attractive, is it okay to come out and ask him if he's married?
A. Rose Marie: No, wait until morning.

Q. Which of your five senses tends to diminish as you get older?
A. Charley Weaver: My sense of decency.

Q. In Hawaiian, does it take more than three words to say 'I Love You'?
A. Vincent Price: No, you can say it with a pineapple and a twenty.

Q. What are 'Do It,' 'I Can Help,' and 'I Can't Get Enough'?
A. George Gobel: I don't know, but it's coming from the next apartment.

Q. As you grow older, do you tend to gesture more or less with your hands while talking?
A. Rose Marie: You ask me one more growing old question Peter, and I'll give you a gesture you'll never forget.

Q. Paul, why do Hell's Angels wear leather?
A. Paul Lynde: Because chiffon wrinkles too easily.

Q.. Charley, you've just decided to grow strawberries. Are you going to get any
during the first year?
A.. Charley Weaver: Of course not, I'm too busy growing strawberries.

Q. In bowling, what's a perfect score?
A. Rose Marie: Ralph, the pin boy.

Q. It is considered in bad taste to discuss two subjects at nudist camps. One is politics, what is the other?
A. Paul Lynde: Tape measures.

Q. During a tornado, are you safer in the bedroom or in the closet?
A. Rose Marie: Unfortunately Peter, I'm always safe in the bedroom.

Q. Can boys join the Camp Fire Girls?
A. Marty Allen: Only after lights out.

Q. When you pat a dog on its head he will wag his tail. What will a goose do?
A. Paul Lynde: Make him bark?

Q. If you were pregnant for two years, what would you give birth to?
A. Paul Lynde: Whatever it is, it would never be afraid of the dark.

Q. According to Ann Landers, is there anything wrong with getting into the habit of kissing a lot of people?
A. Charley Weaver: It got me out of the army.

Q. It is the most abused and neglected part of your body, what is it?
A. Paul Lynde: Mine may be abused, but it certainly isn't neglected.

Q. Back in the old days, when Great Grandpa put horseradish on his head, what was he trying to do?
A. George Gobel: Get it in his mouth.

Q. Who stays pregnant for a longer period of time, your wife or your elephant?
A. Paul Lynde: Who told you about my elephant?

Q. When a couple have a baby, who is responsible for its sex?
A. Charley Weaver: I'll lend him the car, the rest is up to him.

Q. Jackie Gleason recently revealed that he firmly believes in them and has actually seen them on at least two occasions. What are they?
A. Charley Weaver: His feet.

Q. According to Ann Landers, what are two things you should never do in bed?
A. Paul Lynde: Point and laugh.
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