I
am just being sarcastic pulling my own leg. When I started the
computer a couple of hours before, I found my Multiply page is stone
dead. The Inbox was totally empty and none of the tabs and buttons
worked. I spent a good hour & a half trying everything I know to
fix it, including a few things I didn't really know, thinking 'Hell what
have I got to lose now anyway? if it's definitely dead, it won't get
any deader (!!) would it?
Just
to prove life is full of surprises, when I thought I would just take
one last look, if it's still dead, I would just chuck it out, beat the
Multiply deadline and can stick my tongue out at them. What do you
know, everything suddenly comes alive!!!!!!
How to start the day and feel really good ~
* Open a new file on your computer.
* Entitle it "Housework."
* Place it in the Recycle Bin.
* Empty the Recycle Bin.
* Your computer will ask you, "Are you sure you want to delete Housework permanently?"
Answer "Yes" and click the left mouse button firmly.
Now you feel much better. Don't you? It certainly works for me.
Whose side are you on?
A
British Army Colonel was walking down Oxford Street in London, when he
saw a man with no arms and no legs sitting on the pavement playing a
mouth organ.
A sign beside the chap read, 'Victim of the Falklands War.'
'I
say how disgraceful, heh? 'said the colonel, 'the way the country
treats its veterans.' So saying, he pulled out his wallet and peeled
off two fifty pound notes and dropped them in the ex-soldier's hat.
The veteran looked up and said, 'Muchas gracias, Señor'
