13th Aug 2011 Giggles - Lying About Age ...

Age Difference ~

 

Thomas, a 70 year old, extremely wealthy widower shows up at the country club with an absolutely gorgeous, breathtakingly beautiful and very sexy 25 years old brunette.

She hangs onto his arm and listens intently to his every word.

His usual playing partners and fellow members of the club are baffled and shocked. At the very first chance, they corner him and ask: 'Thomas, how did you get the amazing trophy girlfriend?'

To which he replies: 'Girl, friend? Hell, she's not my girlfriend; she's my wife!'

Disbelieving Thomas they ask: 'So, how did you persuade her to marry you?'

'I lied about my age' he replies.

'What, did you tell her you were only 50?'

Thomas smile and says: 'Nope. I told her I was 90.'

Slow Learner?

 

After the husband forgot the wedding anniversary, his wife tells him: 'You'd better have something in front of the house, tomorrow, which goes from 0 to 100 in 4 seconds.'

The next day, she finds, in front of the house, a bathroom scale.

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In Europe people are climbing up walls like Spiderman, and in China they climb up Iced waterfalls, like 'The spy who came out from the cold' ~

 

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Disciples of Fred Astaire?

These dancers dancing on the wall in Canada, are neither Spiderman nor Fred Astaire in 'Royal Wedding', where the magic of cinematography permit them to dance on a narrow roof and perpendicular wall. It's a Canadian dance company that seduce the spectators with dangerous choreography suspended by cables in the facades of tall buildings.

The Ghost ~

In 1939, the General Motors and the Quimica Rohm, fabricated a Pontiac DeLuxe Six, built with panels of pexiglas, which was baptised, with good reason, as 'The Ghost'. It is indeed of a monumentally boastful price in an auction, of 275,000$, 19 times of it's original price (25,000$) Who is more a phantom, the car or the new owner?

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13th Aug 2011 Car Accident Claim Forms - Hilarious But True

If we are unlucky enough to be involved in a car accident, of course it is never our fault. The following quotes show what people write on their insurance claim forms. Apparently these are strange but true stories.

Motor Insurance Quotes from Claim Forms:

 

1. "I was on my way to the doctor with rear end trouble when my universal joint gave way causing me to have an accident.".

2. I knocked over a man. He admitted it was his fault as he had been run over before.

3. I collided with a stationary tramcar coming the other way.

4. I consider that neither vehicle was to blame but if either

were to blame it was the other one (Irish).

5. I left my Austin Seven outside and when I came out later to my amazement there was an Austin Twelve.

6. Car had to turn sharper than was necessary owing to an invisible lorry.

7. To avoid a collision I ran into the other car.

8. "The pedestrian had no idea which way to run, so I ran over him.".

9. The other car collided with mine without giving any warning of its intention.

10. The other man altered his mind so I had to run into him.

11. I told the other idiot what he was and went on.

12. A pedestrian hit me and went under my car.

13. I unfortunately ran over a pedestrian and the old gentleman was taken to hospital, much regretting the circumstances.

14. I thought the side window was down but it was up, as I found when I put my head through it.

15. If the other driver had stopped a few yards behind himself the accident would not have happened.

16. She suddenly saw me, lost her head and we met.

17. Cow wandered into my car. I was afterwards informed that the cow was half-witted.

18. Three women were talking to each other and when two stepped back and one stepped forward I had to have an accident.

19. There were plenty of lookers-on but no witnesses.

20. A bull was standing near and a fly must have tickled him because he gored my car.

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Disciples of Fred Astaire?
These dancers dancing on the wall in Canada, are neither Spiderman nor Fred Astaire in 'Royal Wedding', where the magic of cinematography permit them to dance on a narrow roof and perpendicular wall. It's a Canadian dance company that seduce the spectators with dangerous choreography suspended by cables in the facades of tall buildings.
Wall Dance
The Ghost ~
In 1939, the General Motors and the Quimica Rohm, fabricated a Pontiac DeLuxe Six, built with panels of pexiglas, which was baptised, with good reason, as 'The Ghost'. It is indeed of a monumentally boastful price in an auction, of 275,000$, 19 times of it's original price (25,000$) Who is more a phantom, the car or the new owner?

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