What does the Statue of Liberty stand for?
Because it can't sit down.
Because it can't sit down.
Which burns longer, a red candle or a white candle?
Neither, they both burn shorter.
If King Kong went to Hong Kong to play ping-pong and died, what would they put on his coffin?
A lid.
If you have a referee in soccer, and an umpire in cricket, what do you have in bowls?
Goldfish.
Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?
At the bottom of the document.
How many books can you put on an empty shelf?
One. After that it isn't empty.
How many 2 cent stamps are there in a dozen?
Twelve.
Twelve.
A farmer has 17 sheep. All but 9 die. How many does he have left?
Nine.
Nine.
Why can't a man living in the USA be buried in Canada?
Because he is still alive.
How many birthdays does the average man have?
Only one. When he was born.
Waiter, this food isn't fit for a pig.
I'am sorry Sir, I'll bring you some that is.
Can you answer the following questions??
** Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?
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If the black box flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash,
why isn't the whole airplane made out of the same stuff?
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