Monday, 22 August 2011

DragHerOffTheBench.wmv

DragHerOffTheBench.wmv

22nd Aug 2011 Tom Jones' s Concert In Spain

Aug 22C
Tom Jones was here on Saturday night performing in Calellatg de Parafrugell Spain (30 minutes from my home in Roses), closing the Cap Roig Festival. He arrives with his acclaimed tour presenting his new album “Praise and Blame” (Island / Lost Highway / Universal), and new songs like Burning Hell (which opened the concert with only a guitar and drum as backing), Run On, and Strange Things. Critics and the public have been unanimous in their approval and admiration.

Throughout a career spanning 46 years, Tom Jones has had all type of hits and recognition, and was knighted by the Queen of England in 2006. This show spans different times and musical genres, and is a call to young and old alike, men and women, conventional and alternative. The 5 new songs included 'Never been to Spain', version of Three Dog Night.

Godfather of modern soul, Sir Tom has always been about the power of the song and the power of the voice. A living legend.
Tom Jones(The British has a funny saying' describing a very cold night as '3 dog night' meaning it takes 3 dogs to keep warm)
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22nd Aug 2011 Giggles - Old Yes, Wise & Funny Too

Aug 22B
Memory Test ~
Three elderly men, Eddie, Jenkin and Martin men go to the doctor's for their memory test. It's a miracle they remembered the appointment! Anyway, the doctor begins by asking Eddie, "What is five times five?"
"191," is his reply.

The doctor rolls his eyes and looks up at the ceiling, and says to Jenkin, "It's your turn. What is five times five?"
"Wednesday," replies Jenkin man.

The doctor shakes his head sadly, then asks the third man, "Okay Martin it's your turn. What's five times five?"
"Twenty five," says Martin.

"That's great!" says the doctor. "How did you get your answer?"
"Easy," says Martin, "just subtract 191 from Wednesday."

Wise Italian Grandfather ~
An old Italian man is dying. He calls his grandson to his bedside: Guido, I wan' you lissina me. I wan' you to take-a my chrome plated .38 revolver so you will always remember me.'

'But Gandpa, I reall don't like guns. How about you leave me your Rolex watch instead?'

'You lissina me, boy. Somma day you gonna be runna DA business, you gonna have a beautiful wife, lotsa money, a big house and maybe a couple of bambinos.
'Somma day you gonna come-a home and maybe finda you wife inna bed with another man. Whatta you gonna do then? Pointa to you watch and say, "Times up"?'

(That's Why Italian Fathers and Grandfathers pass their handguns down through the family)
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22nd Aut 2011 An Answer For Everything 4

Aug 22A
* How can you close an envelop under water?
With a seal.
* Will your watch stop if it hits the floor?
Well, it wouldn't keep going, would it?
* What happens when you drive like lightning?
You strike trees.
* Why couldn't the church-tower keep a secret?
Because the bell always tolled.
* Why do we never have a moment to call our own?
Because the minutes are not hours.
* When is a black dog not a black dog?
When it's a greyhound.
* What has been since the world began, and yet it's only one month old?
The moon.
* Why are wet pavements like music?
Because if you don't C-sharp, you will B-flat.
* Why is it hard to start a cricket game in the afternoon?
Because the bats like to sleep in the daytime.
* Why is a theatre such a sad place?
Because the seats are in tiers.
* What men are very strong?
Photographers. They are always developing.
* What are the largest ants?
Gi-ants.
* Why is hard to pull out a rotten tooth?
Because of the gravity of the cavity.
* When does a cook not prepare a square meal?
When she wants it go go round.
* If cheese comes after dinner, what comes after cheese?
A mouse.
Prev: 22nd Aug 2011 Picture News - US F-18 & Portable Island

22nd Aug 2011 Picture News - Us-18 & Portable Island

Aug 22
Couldn't Be Any Closer!!
A mere 45 centimetres separate the 2 Hunter F-18 of the 'Blue Angels', of the Marine of the United States. They seem to be laughing at the law of physics, situating themselves to each other in plain flight. A hair raising daring exercise that puts the pilots in great danger. They must have been under nerve shattering tension considering the very elevated speed of the plane. The tiniest mistake would have been fatal.
F-18 Hunter
The Portable Island

The Tropical Paradise Island is the world's most biggest and the most expensive yacht. Much more than that, it's really a portable island, with lake, beach, spa, waterfall, even a volcano from which, if one day something bursts out, it would not be lava but good dust. The yacht or ship or floating island measures 99 metres in length!


TropicalParadise Island
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