18th Dec 2011 Just For Laughs

• You're never too old to learn something stupid.
• When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water.
• To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and call whatever you hit the target.
• A bargain is something you don't need at a price you can't resist.
• Some people hear voices.. Some see invisible people. Others have no imagination whatsoever.
• A TV can insult your intelligence, but nothing rubs it in like a computer.
• If winning isn't everything why do they keep score?
• If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you!
• A bus is a vehicle that runs twice as fast when you are after it as when you are in it.
• Hallmark Card: "I'm so miserable without you, it's almost like you're still here."
• Whoever coined the phrase "Quiet as a mouse" has never stepped on one.
• If you are supposed to learn from your mistakes, why do some people have more than one child?
• Nostalgia isn't what it used to be.

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18th Dec 2011 Nude In Church

Every year, the world's best photographers get behind the lens to produce the Lambertz Calendar. Shot in unique locations and featuring a stunning line-up of established and upcoming models, showcasing the sensually sweet products made by Lambertz. Strictly limited to 1,000 copies and not available in the shops, the calendar has long enjoyed cult status. It has even been cited as the "Pirelli Calendar of the confectionery industry" by German photo magazine "VIEW".

The calendar 2012 of this German firm of sweet biscuits, shows total or semi nudes. The most polemic one is a nude praying inside the church Capilla de la Patrona, in Seville, Spain.

 

I have seen all the photos of the year. Near naked models, sensual poses, very beautiful Spanish background locations but, I wonder whether I am the only one who thinks it's getting really tiresome to see nearly all commercial products using nudes to advertise whatever it is. As if the product itself is worth nothing had it not been for the nudes. What has a naked girl praying in a church to do with biscuits?

People who think the product worth it's price would buy it with or without the nude; and the ones who buy attracted only by the nude must be simpletons as the naked girl doesn't come with it.

 

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