Wednesday, 31 October 2012

Gift Of Life - A Miracle

Oct 31C
Continuing with my feeble effort of saving a few of my old posts (the rest I let them die with Multiply), I came across this, very old indeed, posted as a review on 29 Nov 2008. This article I wrote is precious to me, and I thought that some of you might not have been aware of it at the time; that life is so very precious even an unborn baby had the instinct of grabbing it ...
Gift Of Life
The Above picture began circulating in November. It should be 'The Picture of the Year,' or perhaps, 'Picture of the Decade.' It won't be. In fact, unless you obtained a copy of the US paper which published it, you probably would never have seen it.

The picture is that of a 21-week-old unborn baby named Samuel Alexander Armas, who is being operated on by surgeon named Joseph Bruner.

The baby was diagnosed with spina bifida and would not survive if removed from his mother' S womb. Little Samuel's mother, Julie Armas, is an obstetrics nurse in Atlanta . She knew of Dr Bruner's remarkable surgical procedure. Practicing at Vanderbilt Univ Med Ctr in Nashville , he performs these special operations while the baby is still in the womb.

During the procedure, the doctor removes the uterus via C-section and makes a small incision to operate on the baby. As Dr Bruner completed the surgery on Samuel, the little guy reached his tiny, but fully developed hand through the incision and firmly grasped the surgeon's finger. Dr Bruner was reported as saying that when his finger was grasped, it was the most emotional moment of his life, and that for an instant during the procedure he was just frozen, totally immobile.

The photograph captures this amazing event with perfect clarity The editors titled the picture, 'Hand of Hope.' The text explaining the picture begins, 'The tiny hand of 21-week-old fetus Samuel Alexander Armas emerges from the mother's uterus to grasp the finger of Dr Joseph Bruner as if thanking the doctor for the gift of life.'

Little Samuel's mother said they 'wept for days' when they saw the picture. She said, 'The photo reminds us pregnancy isn't about disability or an illness, it's about a little person.'Samuel was born in perfect health, the operation 100 percent successful.


Tags:Miracle,Life

The Blonde & The Upturn

Oct 31B
A Blonde walked up to the information desk in a hospital
and asked to see the 'upturn.'

"I think, you mean the 'intern,' don't you?"
asked the nurse on duty. "Yes," said the girl.
"I want to have a 'contamination.'"

"You mean 'examination', " the nurse corrected her.
"Well I want to go to the 'fraternity ward,' anyway."

"I am sure you mean the maternity ward."
To which the girl replied impatiently:

"Upturn, intern; contamination, examination;
fraternity, maternity ... What's the difference?
All I know is I haven't demonstrated
in two months, and I think I'm stagnant."

Tags: Inturn,Upturn

Good News, Bad News, Worst News

Oct 31A
Bob gets a call from his doctor with
the results of his blood test.
"I've got bad news and worse news,"
says the doctor.
"The bad news is that you've
only got 24 hours to live."
"Oh no!" says Bob. "That's terrible,
how can it get any worse than that?"
"I've been trying to reach you since yesterday."



Two old guys wonder if there's baseball in
Heaven, and promise each other that the first
to die will somehow let the other know. A week
later one of them dies. And a week after that,
his friend recognizes his voice
coming from the clouds.
"Joe, I've got some good news and some
bad news," the disembodied voice reports.
"The good news is that there is a baseball team
in Heaven'. The bad news is that ...

you're pitching on Friday.

A man with a worried look on his face ran into
a clinic and asked the doctor if he knew a way
to stop the hiccups. Without any warning, the
Doctor slapped him in the face. Amazed and angry, the young man demanded the doctor to explain his unusual behavior.
"Well," said the doctor,
"You don't have the hiccups now, do you?"
"No," answered the young man, but my
wife out in the car still does!"

Tags:Baseball,BooodTest

Eleven People On A Rope

Oct 31
Eleven people were hanging on a rope, under a helicopter.10 men and 1 woman.


The rope was not strong enough to carry them all, so they decided that one had to leave, because otherwise they were all going to fall. They weren't able to choose that person, until the woman gave a very touching speech.



She said that she would voluntarily let go of the rope, because, as a woman, she was used to giving up everything for her husband and kids, or for men in general, and was used to always making sacrifices with little in return.

As soon as she finished her speech, all the men started clapping ... 
Tags:Woman,Helicopter