Sunday, 28 August 2011

28th Aug 2011 Harvesting August - Matter Of The Heart

Aug 28C
The Spanish define making a fortune or lots of advantages with the phrase 'Hacer el Agosto' which, translated in English would be: harvesting or taking full advantage of all profitable aspects with good results. Though why Agosto (August) is used is not clear; I suppose that being the month of holidays when people are less inclined to be too cautious with spending money, and freer with indulging in momentary fancies and desires.


It's now the last week of August, the period when I tend to feel strangely moody or restless. It still feels like summer, with heat and high spirits, lots of tourists and idle locals everywhere (except for the people in the tourist trade working doubly hard of course) enjoying even more frantically whatever activities they most enjoy doing during this last remaining week of August. Like the last kiss, the last good-bye lovemaking, fully aware of the inevitable separation for whatever reason, trying to hold on tight for the last time. I had some such experience; always extra intense, passionate, mixing pain with pleasure, fulfilment and loss.


These so-called 'summer (or holiday) romance. Some even call it love. You embark on the love knowing right from the beginning that's going to end in a few days or weeks. As if August doesn't actually form part of one's life, just a simple escapade, an interlude before you return to the normal routine of life.


I am more mature now. Such temporary pleasure just doesn't compensate with the real pain that insists on interrupting or interfering with the heart any more, in August or any other time.
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28th Aug 2011 Giggles - Husbands, Lawns & Lawn-Mowers

Aug 28B
Why are husbands like lawn mowers?
They are difficult to get started, and then they don't work half the time.

There's one good thing about snow, it makes your lawn look as nice as your neighbour's.

Why do you water your lawn with whisky?
So that it comes up half-cut.

My neighbour asked if he could use my lawnmower. I told him of course he could, so long as he didn't take it out of my garden.

What do you call someone who used to like tractors? An extractor fan.

What do you call a cow who works for a gardener? A lawn moo-er.
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Why mow the lawn in the first place? I think we should never weed the lawn as I love the plant diversity; yellow buttercups in April, clover in June and July, and the little wild daisies are just beautiful. Besides all that delightful beauty, why would you prefer to labour over it instead of sit back, with a lemonade or Gin-Tonic in hand, and enjoy it?


Prev: 28th Aug 2011 Newsy Statistics & Knowledge

28th Aug 2011 Newsy Statistics & Knowledge

Aug 28A
  • In 1980, a Las Vegas hospital suspended workers for betting on when patients would die.
  • Thomas Edison was afraid of the dark.
  • 'Kemo Sabe' means 'soggy shrub' in Navajo.
  • In Kentucky, 50% of the people who get married for the first time are teenagers.
  • Kotex was first manufactured as bandages, during WWI.
  • Einstein couldn't speak fluently when he was nine. His parents thought he might be retarded.
  • In Los Angeles, there are fewer people than there are automobiles.
  • About a third of all Americans flush the toilet while they're still sitting on it. (Who and how investigated this I wonder?)
  • You're more likely to get stung by a bee on a windy day that in any other weather.
  • An average person laughs about 5 times a day. (I am not average I reckon - more, less or not at all)
  • Research indicates that mosquitoes are attracted to people who have recently eaten bananas.
  • Penguins can jump as high as 6 feet in the air.
  • Donald Duck comics were banned from Finland because he doesn't wear pants. (What about dogs, cats, birds ...?)
  • The average person is about a quarter of an inch taller at night. (Hard to believe!)
  • A sneeze zooms out of your mouth at over 600 mph. (What about from the nose?)
  • The three best-known western names in China: Jesus Christ, Richard Nixon, and Elvis Presley.
  • The Neanderthal's brain was bigger than yours is. (Not mine??)
  • A Saudi Arabian woman can get a divorce if her husband doesn't give her coffee. (Can she make her own coffee?)
  • The average bank teller loses about $250 every year. (Lost or misplaced I wonder)

Prev: 28th Aug 2011 Giggles - A Thief's Confession

28th Aug 2011 Giggles - A Thief's Confession

Aug 28
A thief in Paris apparently planned to steal some paintings from the Louvre.
FrancoFile 1 After careful planning, he got past security, stole the paintings, and made it safely to his van. However, he was captured only two blocks away when his van ran out of gas.
When asked how he could mastermind such a crime and then make such an obvious error, he replied, 'Monsieur, that is the reason I stole the paintings.'
FrancoFile 2 I had no Monet
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to buy Degas
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to make the Van Gogh
FrancoFile 5 See if you have De Gaulle to send this on to someone else.FrancoFile 6
I post it here for you because I figured I had nothing Toulouse.
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