
** The Blarney Legend ~
The
Blarney Stone itself is found in the village of the same, Blarney,
County Cork, Ireland. Officially, its called the 'Stone of Eloquence'.
Anyone
kissing the Blarney Stone magically acquires the gift of gab,
eloquence or skill at flattery. However, for anyone wanting to kiss the
'Blarney Stone' this is not a trivial task. Kissing the Blarney Stone
is a team effort. The kisser lays down and lowers his body backwards
into the chasm whilst holding a support bar, and a friend sits on his
legs to keep him anchored firmly to the floor.
In ancient times pilgrims were hung over the parapet by their feet and lowered so they could kiss the stone.
The word 'blarney' has entered common parlance meaning clever bluster, or coaxing someone to do what you want.
** A Blarney Story ~ Might even be true
A
group of tourists were touring Ireland. One of the women in the group
was a real moaner, always complaining. The bus seats were uncomfortable
or the food was terrible; it was either too hot, or it's too cold; the
accommodations was awful. Sure you know the type.
.
The group arrived at the site of the famous Blarney Stone in County Cork.
'Good
luck will be following you all your days, if you kiss the Blarney
Stone,' the guide said. 'Unfortunately, it's being cleaned today and so
no one will be able to kiss it. Perhaps we can come back tomorrow.'
'We
can't be here tomorrow,' the nasty curmudgeonly woman shouted. 'We have
some other boring tour to go on. So I guess we can't kiss the stupid
stone.'
'Well
now,' the guide said patiently, 'it is said that if you kiss someone
who has kissed the stone, you'll have the same good fortune.'
'And I suppose you've kissed the stone?' the woman scoffed rudely.
'No, ma'am,' the frustrated guide said, 'but I have sat on it.'
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