10th Aug 2011 Knowledge From Watching Movies

Next time you go to the movies, keep your eye out for extra information that you can pick up about every day events. The following observation have a strange but true ring to them.

1) During all police investigations, it will be necessary to visit a strip club at least once.

2) All grocery shopping bags contain at least one stick of French bread.

3) The Eiffel Tower can be seen from any window in Paris.

4) Even when driving down a perfectly straight road, it is necessary to turn the steering wheel vigorously from left to right every few moments.

5) When you turn out the light to go to bed, everything in your bedroom still still be clearly visible, just slightly bluish.

All beds have special L-shaped cover sheets that reach up to the armpit level on a woman but only to waist level on the man lying beside her.

6) Should you decide to defuse a bomb, don't worry which wire to cut. You will always choose the right one.

7) It does not matter if you are heavily outnumbered in a fight involving martial arts-your enemies will wait patiently to attack you one by one by dancing around in a threatening manner until you have knocked out their predecessors.

8) A man will show no pain while taking the most ferocious beating but will wince when a woman tries to clean his wounds.

9) A detective can only solve a case once he has been suspended from duty.

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Prev: 10th Aug 2011 Giggles - New Shop - New Teeth

10th Aug 2011 Giggles - New Shop - New Teeth

New Shop ~

Two young businessmen in Florida were sitting down for a break in their soon-to-be new store in the shopping mall. As yet, the store wasn't ready, with only a few shelves and display racks set up.

One said to the other, 'I'll bet that any minute now some senior is going to walk by, press his face to the window, and ask what we're selling.'

Sure enough, just a moment later, a curious old gentleman walked up to the window, looked around intensely and rapped on the glass, then in a loud voice asked, 'what are you selling here?'

One of the men replied sarcastically, 'We're selling ass-holes.'

Without skipping a beat, the old timer said, 'You must be doing well. Only 2 left.'

New Teeth ~

A Pastor goes to the dentist for a set of false teeth. The 1st Sunday after he gets his teeth, he talks for only 8 minutes. The 2nd Sunday, he talks for 10 minutes. The following Sunday, he talks for 2 hours and 48 minutes.The congregation had to mob him to get him down from the pulpit and they asked him what happened.

The Pastor explains that the 1st Sunday his gums hurt so badly he couldn't talk for more than 8 minutes. The 2nd Sunday his gums still hurt too much to talk for more than 10 minutes.

But the 3rd Sunday, by mistake, he put his wife's teeth in and couldn't shut up ...

 

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Prev: 10th Aug 2011 The Blackberry, Responsible For The London Riot?

10th Aug 2011 The Blackberry, Responsible For The London Riots?

That would be like saying a knife used in a killing is responsible for the death of a victim not the murderer. But people are frightened and desperate; needing to blame someone, or something.

Mindful that the social sites, like Facebook and Twitter, are submitted to vigorous vigilance by the police, the youth today opts for communicating through the chat service of Blackberry to assemble street meetings, to incite participation in vandalism. Scotland Yard was alerted by one of the messages going around the last few days in Britain: 'We're going to ransack some shops. Come get some free goodies.' sent through by Blackberry's service which, unlike the SMS, is instant and free. Statistics show that 1 in every 3 youths in Britain has one of these phones. In addition, unlike Facebook and Twitter, the messages are coded and only works after reaching the receptor who has interchanged previously each other's Pin number. The police therefore, has much difficulty tracing the circuit that had followed the calling for vandalism.

 

Research in Motion, the company that manufactures the Blackberry, has announced that they have been in contact with the authorities, offering 'assistance' to do all they can to identify the trouble makers.

Britain is today the country with the most security video cameras in the world, installed all over public places in cities even in some countryside. For every 14 people there's a closed circuit television. So far with 4.2 million units in total, after the attacks of the metro on the 7th July 2005. These, however, didn't serve as deterrent from the violent riots occurred in the last few nights, including one mortal victim. All theatres and most pubs and night spots in and around London are closed, and people hide in their, in theory, more secured home grounds.

 

What more can the police do? What can anyone do? What's more, why?? 

 

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