Sunday, 8 September 2013

Obsession - An Eotic Tale

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Gloria Vanderbilt is the author of the book, 'Obsessions, an erotic tale'. It's one of the few books that came onto the shelf amongst other erotic novels, accompanied by the recommendation of Joyce Carol Oates, who considered it 'extraordinary tapestry of human passion; an interior world with great dose of erotism, suggestive and provocative.'

Vanderbilt is 85 years old. She has obviously not forgotten anything. The story starts off somewhat conventionally about a widow, Priscilla, who discovered some letters amongst her husbands belongings; the contents revealed in great details the secret sex life of her dead husband. These letters were written by Bee, a mysterious woman that could be the imagination of Priscilla or, possibly, Priscilla was the product of imagination of Bee. The reader is led to wonder what's real or imagination, what's fact or fantasy. In any case, the juicy erotic details are vivid and real enough to make the most promiscuous blush.

Vanderbilt was recently interviewed on television in Manhattan where her home is. She said she was permanently in love, the secret of her longevity, energy and erotic streak. Having been married 4 times and many lovers besides, including Howard Hughes, Gene Kelly, Marlon Brando and Frank Sinatra, this lady must know plenty of bedroom tricks. She insisted that her book is erotic but definitely not pornographic. Of that I think it depends on each reader's own frame of mind, in the beginning of the book, not at the end.

Low Fat Diet Adds Exactly 10 Years Of Life

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An elderly couple were killed in an accident and found themselves being given a tour of heaven by Saint Peter.

"Here is your ocean-side condo, over there are the tennis courts, swimming pool, and two golf courses. If you need any refreshments, just stop by any of the many bars located throughout the area."

"Heck, Gloria," the old man hissed when Saint Peter walked off, "we could have been here ten years ago if you hadn't insisted on all that stupid oat bran, wheat germ, and low-fat diets!"

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Have You Ever Done That?

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A man in his new BMW was out on the interstate for a nice evening drive. The top was down, the breeze was blowing through what was left of his hair and he decided to open her up. As the needle jumped up to 80 mph, he suddenly saw flashing red and blue lights behind him.
"There's no way they can catch a BMW," he thought to himself and stepped down further on the gas.

The needle hit 90, 100.... Then the reality of the situation hit him. "What the hell am I doing?" he thought and pulled over. The cop came up to him, took his license without a word and examined him and the car.

"It's been a long day, this is the end of my shift and it's Friday the 13th. I don't feel like more paperwork, so if you can give me an excuse for your driving that I haven't heard before, you can go."

The guy thinks for a second and says:
"Last week my wife ran off with a cop. I was afraid you were trying to give her back."
"Have a nice weekend," said the officer with a chuckle.