Sunday, 14 October 2012

Samson,Moses,Jesus

Oct 14A
A teenage boy had just passed his driving test and inquired of his father as to when they could discuss his use of the car.

His father said he'd make a deal with him, 'You bring your grades up from C to a B average, study your Bible a little, and get your cut. Then we'll talk about the car.'

The boy thought about that for a moment, decided he'd settle for the offer, and they agreed on it. After about 6 weeks, his father said, 'Son, you've brought your grades up and I've observed that you have been studying your Bible, but I'm disappointed you haven't had your hair cut.'

The boy said, 'You know, Dad, I've been thinking about that, and I've noticed in my studies of the Bible that Samson had long hair, John the Baptist had long hair, Moses had long hair, and there's even strong evidence that Jesus had long hair.'

Dad's reply :
'Did you also notice that they all walked everywhere they went?' 
Tags:Bible,Moses,Jesus

Robot Lie Detector

Oct 14
A father buys a lie detector robot that slaps people when they lie.
He decides to test it out at dinner one night.

The father asks his son what he did that day.
The son says, "I did some schoolwork."

The robot slaps the son.

The son says, "Ok, Ok. I was at a friend's house watching movies."

Dad asks, "What movie did you watch ?"

Son says, "Toy Story."

The robot slaps the son.

Son says, "Ok, Ok we were watching porn."

Dad says,"What ? At your age I didn't even know what porn was ."

The robot slaps the father.

Mom laughs and says,
"Well he certainly is your son ."

The robot slaps the mother.
Robot for sale.
 
Tags:Robot,LieDetector