The Ice-Cream Diet

The recent heat wave here in Barcelona has been suffocating, not just for people, but animals too. To combat this, the animal carers of the Barcelona Zoo had come up with an excellent remedy, feeding the animals with ice-cream, catered to the taste of each different species.

The bears are getting fish, crabs frozen inside huge ice cubes, more like blocks, and yogurt. The primates extra vitamins, fruit and vegetable in ice blocks too, to play with before getting to the goodies inside, and elephants are given water melon and carrots also frozen into the ice blocks. They took care to chain the melon blocks to prevent the elephants picking them up with their trunks and throwing them at people!

Tags:icecream,animaldiet

Current Mood: Cheerful

Why's And Therefore's ...

** What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No idea.

** How do you get down from an elephant?
You don't: you get down from a duck!

** What has three tails, twelve legs and can't see?
Three blind mice.

** How do you save a drowning mouse?
Give it mouse to mouse resuscitation.

** Many a poor husband was once a rich bachelor.

** Husband: You have to admit that men have much better judgement than women.
Wife: You're right. You married me and I married you.

** Fred: Have you ever seen one of those machines that can tell when someone is telling a lie?
Joe: Seen one? I married one!

** I don't need to buy an encyclopedia - my wife knows everything.

** Wedding rings: The world's smallest handcuffs.

** A Husband is The man who knows he is in charge, and has his wife's permission to say so.

** Bigamy: one wife too many;
Monogamy; same thing.

** It used to be wine, women and song. Now it's beer, the old lady, and TV.

** Why is it if you send a package by Ship it is called Cargo, and if you send it by Car it is called a Shipment?

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Current Mood: Amused

Pink Panther And Cocaine Bermuda

Panda, universal symbol of peace and friendship, is the principal key figure in the newest creation of Vulcain, the luxury watch manufacturer. They have just launched a limited edition of 'The Pandas' only 60 watches in 2 models, in pink gold or white gold, with the case in 18K gold and leather strap. It indicates the world time zone in 24 spindles, and resistant to water up to 100 metres of depth. The price is €31,700. For that I could think of a thousand other things I would prefer to spend the money on. This is a police photo of a man detained at the Barcelona Airport, his Bermudas worn under a pair of jeans is full of cocaine, sewn inside cylindric pockets. He came from south America, probably trying to make enough money to buy that watch! Tags:goldpanda,cocainebermuda

Current Mood: Blah