Why's And Therefore's ...

** What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No idea.

** How do you get down from an elephant?
You don't: you get down from a duck!

** What has three tails, twelve legs and can't see?
Three blind mice.

** How do you save a drowning mouse?
Give it mouse to mouse resuscitation.

** Many a poor husband was once a rich bachelor.

** Husband: You have to admit that men have much better judgement than women.
Wife: You're right. You married me and I married you.

** Fred: Have you ever seen one of those machines that can tell when someone is telling a lie?
Joe: Seen one? I married one!

** I don't need to buy an encyclopedia - my wife knows everything.

** Wedding rings: The world's smallest handcuffs.

** A Husband is The man who knows he is in charge, and has his wife's permission to say so.

** Bigamy: one wife too many;
Monogamy; same thing.

** It used to be wine, women and song. Now it's beer, the old lady, and TV.

** Why is it if you send a package by Ship it is called Cargo, and if you send it by Car it is called a Shipment?

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