Thursday, 15 September 2011

15th Sept 2011 Wanted - Virgins

Sept 15B
There's a message running like wild fire the last few days in Twitter, recruiting virgins to offer themselves as sacrifice to the market!! After the initial impact of a giggle, the smile began to fade and twisted into a sad face of clown. Because, despite centuries of civilization, we can't help but feel hopelessly impotent, ignorant and incapable of foretelling the future, like those in the ancient time who even sacrificed their own daughters to pacify the Gods. (And why always have to be a female and virgin?)


In both cases, it's a matter of a group of humans that, desperate after long periods of disgrace and zero efficiency of petitions and prayers, began to detach and unfasten themselves from their most loved ones, in the belief that the Superior Being - whom nobody had ever seen but some seem to know their tastes for virgins; try to appease, placate and satisfy, so as to rid themselves of the bitterness of life. A lamb here, a virgin there ... Or, like now, in our time of crisis, the labour reform, mass cut-back, closing of schools, those that are open but with one hour less of lecture; some pharmacies and hospitals too as happening in Spain ...



Only the perspectives of history told us how pointless and salvage the sacrifices in the past were. In the same way, only time will prove or condemn the spiral of political and social renounces in which Europe is deeply submerged; with the only usual winners being those magicians of financial wizards, and the intermediaries, taking their profitable turns.


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Sept 15A
** What does a farmer drink?

Cocktails.

** Why is a fishmonger such a mean man?

Because his business makes him sell-fish.

** How do you start a bear race?

Ready, Teddy, Go!

** How do you start a flea race?

One, Two, Flea, Go!

** What bill never needs paying?

A duck's bill.

** What is it that is too much for one, enough for two, and nothing at all for three?

A secret.

** How did the frog die?

He croaked it.

** Who has no control over her pupils?

A cross-eyed teacher.

** What is the best way to make a fire with 2 sticks?

Make sure one of them is a match.

** When is a pie like a poet?

When it's Browning.

** Why do cows wear cowbells?

Because their horns don't work.

** Why must birds in a nest always agree?

To keep from falling out.

** What is a lawyer's favourite pudding?

Sue-it.

** What is the least dangerous kind of robbery?

Safe robbery.

** What is red and white, has 22 legs and 2 wings?

Manchester United.



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15th Sept 2011 Strange Facts Of Coincidences About Letteres & Words

Sept 15

Did You Know These Facts About Letters & words?

  • Letters 'a', 'B, 'c' and 'd' do not appear if you spell any of the numbers between 1 and 99
    (Funnily enough, letter 'd' comes for the first time in Hundred)
  • In addition, letters 'a', 'B and 'c' do not appear anywhere in the spellings of 1 to 999
    (Strange, but true, letter 'a' comes for the first time in Thousand)
  • Neither letter 'B nor 'c' appear anywhere in the spellings of 1 to 999,999,999
    (Letter 'B comes for the first time in Billion)
  • Letter 'c' does not appear anywhere in the spellings of entire English counting.
  • The sentence: "The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog" uses every letter of the alphabet.
  • The words 'racecar,' 'kayak' and 'level' are palindromes. They read the same whether you read them left to right or right to left.
  • There are two words in the English language that have all five vowels in order: "abstemious" and "facetious."
  • TYPEWRITER is the longest word that can be made using the letters only on one row of the keyboard.
  • Maine is the only state whose name is just one syllable.
  • No word in the English language rhymes with month, orange, silver, or purple.
  • "Stewardesses" is the longest word typed with only the left hand and "lollipop" with your right.
  • There are only four words in the English language which end in "dous": tremendous, horrendous, stupendous, and hazardous.
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