Please Help ...

Hi, to all you animal lovers.

Needing your help to do something pretty simple ... Please tell ten friends to tell ten other friends today! The Animal Rescue Site is having trouble getting enough people to click on it daily to meet their quota of getting free food donated every day to abused and neglected animals.

It takes less than a minute (about 20 seconds) to go to their site and click on the purple box 'fund food for animals' for free. This doesn't cost you a thing. Their corporate sponsors/advertisers use the number of daily visits to donate food to abandoned/neglected animals in exchange for advertising.

Here's the web site! Pass it along to people you know, PLEASE!

http://www.theanimalrescuesite.com/

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Pick Your Gender Then Follow The Signs

No more Gent's and Ladies' Rooms!! At least that's what the University of Manchester in England decided to do. What have been traditionally called Gent's-Ladies, Men-Women, Bogs-Girls are all out, replaced by Toilet and Toilet with urinal. That's what the Daily Mail announced.

Many would ask why the change of the denomination, when in fact the toilets for either sex remain exactly the same anyway? Those toilets of the past marked on the door with Ladies, Women or just picture of a girl are now really the same as before; in fact so are the ones marked with Gents, Men or picture of a male.

Aah, but those 'in between', the transvestites who just enjoy 'looking' like the opposite sex without being one, and the transsexuals who feel in their heart they are the opposite sex but nature had given them the wrong body, had been complaining that they felt uncomfortable, or confused, that they didn't know where to 'go'!

Sounds a bit confusing, but I don't know how to make it clearer! What this all means is that those women with male genitals (read about transvestite) shouldn't feel awkward going to the toilet with urinals, while the transsexuals too can now go where it suits their needs.

In the same sense, those of us who are clear-cut male or female, would just have to learn to be tolerant seeing, for instance, a 'man' walking in - 'he' is in fact a woman but in man's clothing. While the men in the toilet shouldn't be surprised either seeing a lady next to them, lifting up her skirt to pee standing.

The supervisor in charge of the feminine section on the university says that the traditional old way of denomination is sexist, that if a person is born a woman but feels in every way a man, then she has the right to go to the men's room, not necessary having to wait until the sex change is surgically completed.

I can't help wondering, whether this supervisor is man or woman or 'not sure'? Or 'not yet decided'? Or 'not quite completed'? 'Under construction'?

Tags:gender,transvestite,transsexual

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The Dancing Mantis & The Kingfisher

The following photo is the winner of Scientific Photography in the competition held in Germany, by Siwannowicz, showing the Mantis (or Praying Mantis) 'dancing', but it's actually demonstrating his magnificent colours in a menacing manner to fool the enemy, only for defence not attack.

The other beautiful and colourful Kingfisher though is indeed a predictor with his catch. I am just fascinated by how incredibly artistic nature is, wonder amongst wonders!

Tags:Mantis,Kingfisher

Current Mood: Artistic

Fascinating Magic-Illusion

Magician Kevin James performs a couple of entertaining illusions that helped him win the Best Comedy Illusionist Award at the 2007 World Magic Awards. I had never seen this act and found it fascinating to watch as I wasn’t quite sure how it was going to end. I’m glad the doctor was able to put everything back in it’s proper place after his magical surgery.

Definition Of Marriage - Sarcastic, Funny & Almost True

* With her marriage she got a new name and a dress.

* The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.

* Do you think marriage is a lottery? No. With a lottery you do have a slight chance.

* Paying alimony is like feeding hay to a dead horse.

* Marriage is the chief cause of divorce.

* A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.

* I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.

* Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.

* The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.

* When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.

* I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always. * I haven't spoken to my wife in 18 months - I don't like to interrupt her.

* My girlfriend told me I should be more affectionate. So I got two girlfriends.

* How do most men define marriage? A very expensive way to get your laundry done free.

* Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, half shut afterwards.

* The best way to get most husbands to do something is to suggest that perhaps they're too old to do it.
* Just think, if it weren't for marriage, men would go through life thinking they had no faults at all.
* I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewellery.

* My wife dresses to kill. She cooks the same way. * My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.

* I bought my wife a new car. She called and said, "There's water in the carburetor." I said, "Where's the car?" She said, "In the lake."

* At the cocktail party, one woman said to another, "Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?" The other replied, "Yes, I am, I married the wrong man."

* After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband, "You know, I was a fool when I married you." The husband replied, "Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn't notice."

* A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: "Wife wanted". Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine."

* Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience.

* A husband said to his wife, "No, I don't hate your relatives. In fact, I like your mother-in-law better than I like mine."

* A man said his credit card was stolen but he decided not to report it because the thief was spending less than his wife did.

* A man meets a genie. The genie tells him he can have whatever he wants, provided that his mother-in-law gets double. The man thinks for a moment and then says, "OK, give me a million dollars and beat me half to death."

Tag:DefinitionOfMarriage

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