Tuesday, 1 November 2011

1st Nov 2011 Why & How The Chinese Prosper Fast?

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A Chinese guy goes to a Jew's shop to buy black bras, size 38. 


The Jew, known for his skills as a businessman, says that black bras are rare and that he is finding it very difficult to buy them from his suppliers. Therefore he has to charge $50.00 for them.
The Chinese guy buys 25 pairs.
 

He returns a few days later and this time orders 50.
The Jew tells him that they have become even harder to get and charges him $60.00 each.

The Chinese guy returns a month later and buys the Jews remaining stock of 50, and this time for $75.00 each.
 

The Jew is somewhat puzzled by the large demand for black size 38 bras and asks the Chinese guy, "Please tell me - What do you do with all these black bras?"

The Chinese guy answers: "I cut them in half and sell them as skull caps to you Jews for $200.00 each."
 

... and this is why the Chinese are prospering faster than anybody else.
 
Prev: 1st Nov 2011 My Friend, The Canadian

1st Nov 2011 My Friend, The Canadian

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I had a Canadian friend years ago, and we had then got quite cosy together. He even presented me to a few of his Canadian friends as 'his girl'. One day He asked me to go with him to Canada for a vacation at his ranch for a month or two, and to see whether I liked it enough to stay on forever or for as long as I wished. That suggestion sounded, or implied, of a trial honeymoon, or a most unromantic proposal; neither appealed to me in the least. 


I asked him before whether he was native Canadian, he wasn't sure, just that he was born and brought up there, but believed that his ancestors were immigrants from Ireland. I find that there's a nearly sure way to find out:
 
You know you're from Canada when ...
* You only know three spices: salt, pepper and ketchup.
* Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled in with snow.
* You find -40C a little chilly.
* The trunk of your car doubles as a deep freeze.
* Canadian Tire on any Saturday is busier than the toy stores at Christmas.
* You choose a Halloween costume which fits over a snowsuit.
* You've taken your kids trick-or-treating in a blizzard.
* The local paper covers national and international headlines on 2 pages, but requires 3 pages for hockey.
* You attend a formal event in your best clothes, your finest jewellery and your Sorels (winter/snow boots).
* You perk up when you hear the theme from 'Hockey Night in Canada'.

None of that appealed to me either. So, no vacation, no honeymoon, no proposal, in whatever order.
 
Prev: 1st Nov 2011 Life After Death - Digitally Speaking

1st Nov 2011 Life After Death - Digitally Speaking

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There's indeed life after death. Digital life that is. What's more, it's a blooming business venture in recent years in Sweden, England and the United States, and just beginning in Spain.
 
The data belonging to a deceased who in life had an Internet profile, could have economic value. The family photos sent around by email, the correspondence interchanged on the net, reflections - more or less profound - poured out in Twitter at emotional moments or by impulse, the archives of music, the collection of certain type of movies or even vintage ones ... the personal information, intimate sometimes ... that were left floating on the digital cloud after death, don't just contain sentimental value; likely economic value as well.

Who is to say, for example, that the now deceased person didn't dedicate his life writing a book, or hoarded up a very important collection of music, or paintings, or other rare treasures? A Spanish company of funeral services, 'Memora', offers, as from December, a new service for clients to recuperate digital memories of the deceased. This business has been functioning for 3 years in Sweden and the United States, but pioneer in Spain. It's possibly also the first time, on worldwide level, that this kind of offer is linked as part of the funeral services.
 
It consists of tracking, tracing and other means of search, on all the information left by the dead person. Family or close friends can decide if they want to eliminate the data or conserve them. Respect to rights of intimacy is guaranteed, in that it would only act on the exact wish of the heirs and only with their approval.

The demand of such service is still very incipient in Spain, but growing fast in England where 11% of the citizens have included in their testaments their Internet passwords, to avoid losing their personal information and digital contents. According to The Centre of Social and Creative Technology of the University of London, the generalized use of Smartphones and other similar digital devices have greatly increased the possibilities of storing films, photos, email and all variety of work information.
 
This brings to another topic: what happens to the pages or websites belonging to private individuals who have now passed away? That needs another Blog, perhaps another day.
 
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