Monday, 5 September 2011

5th Sept 2011 How Do You Do? - Do What?

Sept 05B
An Englishman who has been learning Spanish on and off for 4-5 years, and has been living in Spain for 13, came to me to complain about a peculiar way of expression used a lot in Spanish, but makes no logical sense at all to a foreigner, English or not (I guess, because I don't know that many languages). It's what we would call 'double negative'. He even brought the newspaper along to illustrate his point, pointing at the news about the King being operated on one leg last night. It says 'The King will have to postpone all his official engagement planned for a while, 'until he doesn't recover fully'. The English way of saying the same thing would have been 'until he fully recovers.'
 
Other example: I will wait as long as necessary until you 'don't come' (instead of until you come or show up.) Greek or double Dutch to many.
 
This is one of the most confusing use of grammar in Spanish for foreigners trying to pick up some Spanish, I agree; but the very first thing to learn a new language, any language, is to forget totally one's own language, and never try to compare or translate any sentences word for word. Or you would never, never get it right, ending up speaking 'pigeon Spanish'.
 
Some of the English I know around here declare they speak fluent Spanish; the fluent part is right, but that doesn't mean they speak Spanish correctly, which often confuses the Spaniards, making it hard for them to understand. That, in turn, confuses the English, because they do use all the correct words but these are not put in the right order or combination. Simply because they reckon it doesn't make (English) sense, forgetting that they are trying to speak Spanish.
 
There are many, too many perhaps, peculiarities in all languages. I have endless trouble explaining to the Spaniards what exactly 'How do you do?' mean. They all want to know 'Do WHAT?' and WHY such a question when you are not supposed to get an answer!

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Sept 05A
** A Thoughtful Scottish Husband ~

Did you hear about the thoughtful Scotsman who was heading out to the pub? He turned to his wee wife before leaving and said, 'Jackie - put your hat and coat on lassie.'
She replied, 'Awe Iain that's nice - are you taking me to the pub with you?'
'Nah, I'm just switching the central heating off while I'm oot.'

** The Last Wish ~
Old Sandy McPherson was dying. Tenderly, his wife Maggie knelt by his bedside and asked, 'Anything I can get you, Sandy?' No reply.

'Have ye no' a last wish, Sandy?'
Faintly, came the answer ... 'A wee bit of yon boiled ham.'

'Wheesht, man,' said Maggie, 'ye ken fine that's for the funeral.' 

** How To Disperse An Unruly Crowd In Scotland ~
Alisdair Biggar, a Scotsman, applied to join to the New York City police force.
The inspector glared at him and asked, 'How would you disperse a large, unruly crowd?'
'Well,' replied Alisdair thoughtfully, 'I'm no too sure how ye do it here in New York, but in Aberdeen we just pass the hat around, and they soon begin to shuffle off.'

** Art Auction ~
At an art auction in Edinburgh, Scotland, a wealthy American lost his wallet containing £20,000 [$45,000]. He announced to the gathering that that he would give a reward of £200 to the person who found it.
From the back of the hall a Scottish voice shouted, 'I'll give £250.'

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5th Sept 2011 Ignoring Ignorance

Sept 05
A lady acquaintance declared, during a casual meeting in the cafe today, that she read my Blog yesterday about pet-hates (her interpretation; my words were 'things people say that annoy me'), and she happily told me about hers. Emphasising on the word Hate: men who adorn themselves with jewellery, especially with the cheap imitation trinkets; not just a small, simple stud in one ear, but on both, and eye-catching dangling variety (I confess I don't like that either). In addition also those who wear necklaces of coloured beads, bracelets, bangles, huge and ostentatious finger rings, ankle chain ... (again I agree - but not to the extend to use such a strong word as 'Hate').



Some people take too many things others do too seriously and personally, as if these men had done that specifically to annoy her. After all, it's everybody's right and privilege to dress the way they like or choose; as long as it's not against the law, or basic courtesy, like appearing in public naked, or attending a friend's invitation to dinner in pyjamas and slippers. None of us need permission or approval what and how we dress ourselves.



There are so many beautiful and pleasing sights all round us if we care to see, not just look: the cute baby in the push-chair gave YOU a lovely smile, a stranger too to him and might even be ugly; the old lady of at least 90 nods at you and says 'good morning'; the kind man who dashes out to help a senior cross the road; the group of adolescents coming towards you looking so vital and alive, laughing and half hopping in the street; and the young woman fresh and pretty like spring flower in the midst of summer ... Why stress ourselves by total strangers' appearance?



It's also our right and privilege to ignore ignorance in the case where we can't help, improve or do anything about.


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