** Driving Test **
You are driving in a car at a constant speed. On your left hand side there is a valley and on your right hand side there is a fire engine travelling at the same speed as you.

In front of you there is a galloping pig which is the same size as your car and you cannot overtake it.

Behind you there is a helicopter flying at ground level. Both the giant pig and the helicopter are travelling at the same speed as you.

What must you do to safely get out of this highly dangerous situation?

Get off the merry-go-round - you're drunk!

** Not Drunk - Just Plain Dumb **
A robber wielding an ornamental sword returned to the service station he had apparently just held up when he realized he had left his swag behind, police told News.Com.au .

The 20-year-old man approached an attendant at a service station in South Perth, Australia at about 1.30am and allegedly demanded money and cigarettes. The attendant took money from the till and packets of cigarettes and placed them in a bag.

The offender fled on foot across the Canning highway before realizing he had left the bag in the service station. Police report he returned to find the door locked and begged the attendant to let him back in for his booty. The attendant refused so the offender fled again.

Police caught up with him several streets away, supposedly still wielding his sword. It is thought that the same man held up the service station on August 7, commented police.

He was charged with two counts of armed robbery and will appear in Perth Magistrates Court soon.

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