What Are Men Like?
** Men Are Like Blenders. You need one, but you're not quite sure why.
** Men Are Like Commercials. You can't believe a word they say.
** Men Are Like Computers. Hard to figure out and never have enough memory.
** Men Are Like Government Bonds. They take way too long to mature.
** Men Are Like Horoscopes. They always tell you what to do and are usually wrong.
** Men Are Like Mascara. They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
** Men Are Like Weather. Nothing can be done to change either.
** Men Are Like Blenders. You need one, but you're not quite sure why.
** Men Are Like Commercials. You can't believe a word they say.
** Men Are Like Computers. Hard to figure out and never have enough memory.
** Men Are Like Government Bonds. They take way too long to mature.
** Men Are Like Horoscopes. They always tell you what to do and are usually wrong.
** Men Are Like Mascara. They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
** Men Are Like Weather. Nothing can be done to change either.
** Men Are Like Lava Lamps. Fun to look at, but not all that bright - Example below:
The Frozen Skunk ~
A man and his wife were driving home one very cold night when the wife asks her husband to stop the car. There was a baby skunk lying at the side of the road, and she got out to see if it was still alive.
It was, and she said to her husband,
"It's nearly frozen to death. Can we take it with us, get it warm, and let it go in the morning?"
He says, "O.K., get in the car with it."
He says, "O.K., get in the car with it."
Where shall I put it to get it warm?" She says.
"Put it in between your legs. It's nice and warm there.”
"But what about the smell?"
"Just hold its little nose."
"Put it in between your legs. It's nice and warm there.”
"But what about the smell?"
"Just hold its little nose."
The man is expected to recover; but the frozen skunk she used to beat him with died at the scene.
