The Alphabet Of Friendship

** The Alphabet Of friendship **

(A)ccepts you as you are
(B)elieves in "you"
(C)alls you just to say ..."Hi ..."

(D)oesn..'t give up on you
(E)nvisions the whole of you (even the unfinished parts)
(F)orgives your mistakes
(G)ives unconditionally
(H)elps you
(I)nvites you over
(J)ust ..."be..." with you
(K)eeps you close at heart
(L)oves you for who you are
(M)akes a difference in your life
(N)ever Judges
(O)ffers support
(P)icks you up
(Q)uiets your fears
(R)aises your spirits
(S)ays nice things about you
(T)ells you the truth when you need it
(U)nderstands you
(V)alues you
(W)alks beside you
(X)-plains thing you don't understand
(Y)ells when you won't listen and
(Z)aps you back to reality.

** Let Me Just Say ...**

What's Minnie without Mickey?
What's Tigger without Pooh?
What's Patrick without sponge Bob?
What's me without YOU???

Somebody cares if you're happy today,

If your heart is cheerful and light.
Somebody cares if you're feeling good
And everything's going just right.

And somebody hopes that this comment will show,

In a warm little heart-to-heart way.

You're thought of, remembered, and happily wished:

An especially wonderful day!

And That Person Is Me!

Have a Great Weekend. Huggsss

Current Mood: Artistic

Friend - A Simple Poem

No one can go back and make a brand new start.

But anyone can start from now 

and make a brand new ending.

Life may lead me to new and different paths,

meet new friends, learn new things ...

but this will remain true - wherever life takes me,

I'll always remember the path where I met you.

You are so precious.

Your friendship is like a walk in the park,

Or a candle burning brightly in the dark.

A familiar face in a crowded mall, 

A hand to lift me when I fall.

A ray of sunshine on a cloudy day,

A guiding light should I start to stray.

A wealth of experiences to enrich my day,

Thank you my friend.

 

Current Mood: Artistic

Unseen Friend - A Short Poem

Unseen Friend

Although you are a friend of mine
and letters we exchange,
I wouldn't know you on the street,
and doesn't that seem strange?

You hold a place within my life,
unusual and unique;
We share ideals and special dreams,
and still, we do not speak.

I picture what I think you are,
perhaps you picture me.
An intriguing game for both of us
for someone we can't see.

So for this friendship we possess,
we owe this mail a debt,
Perhaps the charm lies in the fact
that we have never met.

 

Tag:UnseenFriend

Current Mood: Artistic

The Computer Woman

** HARD-DISK Woman: She remembers everything you say and do, FOREVER!!!

** WINDOWS Woman: Everyone knows that she can't do anything right, but you can't live without her.
** EXCEL Woman: They say she can do a lot of things but you mostly use her for only four of your basic needs.
** SCREENSAVER Woman: She is good for nothing functional, but at least she is exciting, colourful, and lots of fun!
** INTERNET Woman: Difficult to access and hard to keep running!!!
** SERVER Woman: Claims to be available to you, but Always busy when you need her.
** MULTIMEDIA Woman: She has a way of making horrible things look very beautiful.
** CD-ROM Woman: She always has you on the move, going faster and faster!!!
** E-MAIL Woman: Out of Every ten things she says, eight are plain nonsense.
** VIRUS Woman: Also known as "WIFE"; when you are least expecting her, she shows up, installs herself, and starts gobbling up all your resources. If you try to uninstall her, you will lose almost every thing. If you don't try to uninstall her, you will still have nothing.

Tags:computer,woman

Current Mood: Amused

The Queen & The Princess

My flight was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant, who seemed to put everyone in a good mood as he served food and drinks.

As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down the aisle and told us that 'Captain Marvey has asked me to announce that he'll be landing the big scary plane shortly, so lovely people, if you could just put your trays up that would be super.'

On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed this well-dressed and rather Arabic looking woman hadn't moved a muscle. 'Perhaps you didn't hear me over those big brute engines Dearie, but I asked you to raise your trazy-poo so the main man can pitty-pat us on the ground.'

She calmly turned her head and said, 'In my country, I am called a Princess and I take orders from no one.'

To which (I swear) the flight attendant replied, without missing a beat,

'Well, sweet-cheeks, in my country I'm called a Queen, so I outrank you. Tray-up!!.'

Tags:GayAttendant,Queen,Princess

Current Mood: Amused

Instruction For Safety Belt In Car

The National Highway Safety Council has done extensive testing on a newly designed seat belt. Results show that accidents can be reduced by as much as 45% when the belt is properly installed.

Correct installation is illustrated below.

Tag:SafetyBelt

Current Mood: Amused