25th May 2012 Study To Become A Prostitute??

Newspapers are full of contact ads. daily, occupying more pages than the classified ads. about property renting or sales, jobs sought or offered, 2nd hand cars or dishwashers, or personal contacts. People are social creatures and life is a series of continuous contacts of one kind or another.

Nowadays, 'contact' appears in Ads might mean massages, the body contact. The real and professional masseurs or masseuses, the body contacts with clients are under medical  prescription.

Of course in abundance are the other kind which announces that the massage is done by Janet, a young and beautiful Russian blonde or Maria, the sexy Spanish brunette. It should be easily identified when a massage is efficient by the colour of the hair or the age or the nationality. More curious and most eye-catching is a brand new one advertised the last couple of days in a Spanish paper; the ad. says: 'Get to work, formation courses for professional prostitution'!!!

 

It's quite true that there are a lot of unemployment everywhere these days , and Spain is almost the worst affected. Many people try to 'recycle' themselves (as they say) to work in whatever field they could get into. This course costs 100 € and lasts a week. The themes set out seem to be quite serious: History of prostitution, valid legal registration, and economic analysis of this activity in Spain. With this preparation, the students can begin their actual practice, which consists of lessons of basic sexual postures, positions, Kamasutra techniques ... The organization also promises a sure work post. How can a desperate unemployed person with a family to feed bypasses the offer?

I can understand the scandalized reaction (for a start, if all fails, the organization has got 100 € from everyone way ahead of any positive or negative result). Soon there will be courses for economic corruption; for that naturally, there won't be any publicity. 

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25th May 2012 Cunning Brain

Three engineers and three accountants are travelling by train to a conference. At the station, the three accountants each buy tickets and watch as the three engineers buy only a single ticket.

"How are three people going to travel on only one ticket?" asks an accountant.

"Watch and you'll see," answers an engineer.

They all board the train. The accountants take their respective seats but all three engineers cram into a toilet and close the door behind them. Shortly after the train has departed, the conductor comes around collecting tickets. He knocks on the toilet door and says, "Ticket, please."

The door opens just a crack and a single arm emerges with a ticket in hand. The conductor takes it and moves on.

The accountants saw this and agreed it was quite a clever idea. So after the conference, the accountants decide to copy the engineers on the return trip and save some money. When they get to the station, they buy a single ticket for the return trip. To their astonishment, the engineers don't buy any ticket at all.

"How are you going to travel without a ticket?" says one perplexed accountant.

"Watch and you'll see," answers an engineer.

When they board the train the three accountants cram into a toilet and the three engineers cram into another one nearby.The train departs.

Shortly afterwards, one of the engineers leaves his toilet and walks over to the toilet where the accountants are hiding. He knocks on the door and says, Ticket, please."

 

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25th May 012 Green Pigs & Yellow Turtle

The nick named green pigs in Catalunya, Spain, are also denominated as ecological pigs. Although they, like the rest of their kind, all end up as ham, sausages, roasted in the oven or in a stew, they do live quite a different life from those under intensive exploitation, because they can run free in spacious fields, in the sun shine, fresh air, eats ecologically certified and nutritious animal feed, and sleep in spacious installations, on clean straw topped floors, at lease 10 metres for mother and baby, and baby pigs must be fed mother's milk for at least 40 days, and all have regular health checks by vets. Even though this means the production yields less, it's compensated by a product with exceptional quality.

There are now 7 of such pig farms in Catalunya, Spain. What is a little confusing and somewhat funny is, that they are referred to as green pigs, like everything else ecological. Usually, in Spain, when 'green' is used as adjective, it's often associated with porn, like 'blue' is in the UK: blue film, book, thoughts, etc. A dirty old in Spain is 'green', not referring to The Hulk, but a a dirty old man with blue thoughts or behaviour.

 

Do you know why hats in China can be of any colour but never green? If you give a green hat to a Chinese man as a present, instead of getting 'Thanks' you most likely get a ferocious slap on your face, even a fist on your head; because it means you are telling him his wife is sleeping around with other man! This green significance has a fable, folk tale or myth behind it, but that's another story or Blog involving a yellow turtle ... if you remind me.

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