
Three
engineers and three accountants are travelling by train to a
conference. At the station, the three accountants each buy tickets and
watch as the three engineers buy only a single ticket.
"How are three people going to travel on only one ticket?" asks an accountant.
"Watch and you'll see," answers an engineer.
They
all board the train. The accountants take their respective seats but
all three engineers cram into a toilet and close the door behind them.
Shortly after the train has departed, the conductor comes around
collecting tickets. He knocks on the toilet door and says, "Ticket,
please."
The door opens just a crack and a single arm emerges with a ticket in hand. The conductor takes it and moves on.
The
accountants saw this and agreed it was quite a clever idea. So after
the conference, the accountants decide to copy the engineers on the
return trip and save some money. When they get to the station, they buy
a single ticket for the return trip. To their astonishment, the
engineers don't buy any ticket at all.
"How are you going to travel without a ticket?" says one perplexed accountant.
"Watch and you'll see," answers an engineer.
When
they board the train the three accountants cram into a toilet and the
three engineers cram into another one nearby.The train departs.
Shortly
afterwards, one of the engineers leaves his toilet and walks over to
the toilet where the accountants are hiding. He knocks on the door and
says, Ticket, please."
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