Sunday, 4 September 2011

4th Sept 2011 Fun Facts & Marriage Trivia

Sept 04B

Fun facts & marriage Trivia ~ 

  1. Show Me A Marriage With Humour and I'll Show You A Healthy Marriage.
  2. 'Diamonds are a girl's best friend' but did you know that until the 15th century, only kings wore diamonds, as a symbol of strength, courage, and invincibility. In India, where the diamond was first discovered , it was valued more for its magic than its beauty and was believed to protect the wearer from fire, snakes, illnesses, thieves, and great evil.
  3. Wearing a wedding ring on the fourth finger of the left hand dates back to ancient Egypt, where it was believed that the vein of love ran from this finger directly to the heart.
  4. The youngest couple ever to marry was an eleven month old boy and a three month old girl who were married in Bangladesh in 1986. The marriage was arranged in order to settle a twenty year feud over a disputed piece of farmland.
  5. The most fantastic gift of love is the Taj Mahal in India. It was built by Mughal Emperor Shahjahan as a memorial to his wife, who died in childbirth. Work on the Taj began in 1634 and continued for almost 22 years. required the labour of 20,000 workers from all over India and Central Asia.

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An afterthought: We women are angels. And when someone breaks our wings ... we simply continue to fly ... on a broomstick ... We are flexible like that.

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Sept 04A
A Thought Provoking Story Illustrating What Women want In Life
Young King Arthur was ambushed and imprisoned by the monarch of a neighbouring kingdom. The monarch could have killed him but was moved by Arthur's youth and ideals. So, the monarch offered him his freedom, as long as he could answer a very difficult question. Arthur would have a year to figure out the answer and, if after a year, he still had no answer, he would be put to death.

The question? What do women really want? Such a question would perplex even the most knowledgeable man, and to young Arthur, it seemed an impossible query; but, since it was better than death, he accepted the monarch's proposition to have an answer by year's end.

Arthur returned to his kingdom and began to poll everyone: the princess, the priests, the wise men and even the court jester. He spoke with everyone, but no one could give him a satisfactory answer. Many people advised him to consult the old witch, for only she would have the answer. But the price would be high; as the witch was famous throughout the kingdom for the exorbitant prices she charged.

The last day of the year arrived and Arthur had no choice but to talk to the witch. She agreed to answer the question, but he would have to agree to her price first. The old witch wanted to marry Sir Lancelot, the most noble of the Knights of the Round Table* and Arthur's closest friend. Young Arthur was horrified. She was hunchbacked and hideous, had only one tooth, smelled like sewage and made obscene noises. He had never encountered such a repugnant creature in all his life.

Arthur refused to force his friend to marry her and endure such a terrible burden; but Lancelot, learning of the proposal, spoke with Arthur. He said nothing was too big of a sacrifice compared to Arthur's life and the preservation of the Round Table. Hence, a wedding was proclaimed and the witch answered Arthur's question thus: 'What a woman really wants,' she answered, 'is to be in charge of her own life.'

Everyone in the kingdom instantly knew that the witch had uttered a great truth and that Arthur's life would be spared and so it was, the neighbouring monarch granted Arthur his freedom and Lancelot and the witch had a wonderful wedding.

The honeymoon hour approached and Lancelot, steeling himself for a horrific experience, entered the bedroom; what a sight awaited him. There was the most beautiful woman he had ever seen before him. The astounded Lancelot asked what had happened and the beauty replied that since he had been so kind to her when she appeared as a witch, she would henceforth, be her horrible deformed self only half the time and the beautiful maiden the other half.
Which would he prefer? Beautiful during the day ... or night?

Lancelot pondered the predicament. During the day, a beautiful woman to show off to his friends, but at night, in the privacy of his castle, an old witch? Or, would he prefer having a hideous witch during the day, but by night, a beautiful woman for him to enjoy wondrous intimate moments?

What would YOU do?
What Lancelot chose is below, but....make YOUR choice before you scroll down below.

Noble Lancelot said that he would allow her to make the choice herself.

Upon hearing this, she announced that she would be beautiful all the time because he had respected her enough to let her be in charge of her own life.
Now .....what is the moral to this story?
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The moral is: "If you don't let a woman have her own way....things are going to get ugly"!!

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Sept 04
  • People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.

  • People who are willing to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to get up and change the channel manually.

  • People who say, 'Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too'. Yes! What good is cake if you can't eat it?

  • People who say, 'it's always the last place you look'. Personally, I tend to stop looking once I've found it.

  • When people watching a film ask, 'did you see that?' What do they think I was watching?

  • People who ask, 'Can I ask you a question?'

  • When something is "new and improved". Which is it?

  • When people say, 'life is short'. Life is the longest thing anyone ever does. What can you do that's longer?

  • When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks, 'Has the bus come yet?' If the bus had come would I be standing there?

  • People who say 'touch wood' then literally going round the room looking for something made of wood to touch before resuming the sentence.

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