** Sign over a gynaecologist's office:
'Dr. Jones, at your cervix'
** On a Septic tank truck:
'Yesterdays' meals of wheels'
** Another sign on another Septic tank truck:
'Caution: this truck is full of political promises'
** On a plumber's truck:
'We repair what your husband fixed'
** On another plumber's truck:
'Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber'
** On a bill board:
7 days without God makes one weak'
** On an electrician's truck:
'Let us remove your shorts'
** In a non-smoking area:
'If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action'
** On a maternity room door:
'Push. Push. Push.'
** At an optometrist's office:
'If you don't see what your're look for, you've come to the right place'
** On a fence:
'Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive!'
** At a car dealership:
'The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment'
** Outside a car exhaust store:
'No appointment necessary. We hear you coming'
** In a vet's waiting room:
'Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!'
** In a restaurant window:
'Don't stand there and be hungry; come on in and get fed up''
** In the front yard of a funeral home:
'Drive carefully. We'll wait'
** And don't forget the sign at a Radiator shop:
'Best place in town to take a leak'
Tags: funnysigns
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