Monday, 31 October 2011

31st Oct 2011 Happy Flu Season - If You Know What To Do

Oct 31A
FLU SEASON
~ To avoid it ... Eat right!


  • Make sure you get your daily dose of fruit and veggies.
  • Take your vitamins and bump up your vitamin C.
  • Get plenty of exercise because it builds your immune system.
  • Walk for at least an hour a day.
  • Go for a swim.
  • take the stairs instead of the lift, etc..
  • Wash your hands often. If you can't, keep a bottle of antibacterial stuff around.
  • Get lots of fresh air.
  • Open doors & windows whenever possible.
  • Get plenty of rest.
  •  

OR
:  Take the doctor's approach ... Think about it ...

When you go for a flu shot, what do they do first?
They clean your arm with alcohol.
Why?

Because Alcohol KILLS GERMS.

So ... I walk to the pub. (exercise)
I put lime in my vodka. (fruit)
Celery in my Bloody Mary. (veggies)
Drink outdoors on the patio. (fresh air)
Tell jokes and laugh. (eliminate stress)
Then I pass out. (rest)


The way I see it ...

 If you keep your alcohol levels up, flu germs can't get you!


REMEMBER:

A shot in the glass is better than one in the ass!

 Live Well -
Laugh Often -
Love Much !!!
 
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31st Oct 2011 Grandparents' Answering Machine ...

Oct 31
Grandparent's answering machine ... Rinnnnnggggg ...
 
"At present we are not at home. Please Leave your message after you hear the beep." 
 
... Beeeeeppp ...

 
"If you are one of our children, dial 1 and then select the option 
from 1 to 5 in order of "arrival" so we know who it is.

 
If you need us to stay with the children, press 2
 
If you want to borrow the car, press 3
 
If you want us to wash your clothes and ironing, press 4
 
If you want the grandchildren to sleep here tonight, press 5
 
If you want us to pick up the kids at school, press 6
 
If you want us to prepare a meal for Sunday
or to have it delivered to your home, press 7
 
If you want to come to eat here, press 8
 
If you need money, dial 9

 
If you are going to invite us to dinner
or take us to the theatre,
start talking, we are listening !!!!!!!!!!!"
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