Wednesday, 15 February 2012

15th Feb 2012 Life At The Age Of 100

Feb 15A
I read the brief information this morning, which surprised me at first; that the danger of suffering cancer is much smaller for people who are 100 years old or more, than for the rest of the younger people. Later however, it seemed to me logical: cancer is a tumoral growth of the tissue. In a person of advanced age, there's no more growth, only diminution or shrinkage.
 

Cancer is a faulty expansion of some part of the body, and this expansion is a signal of vitality, one that's out of control and dangerous. When a person is 100 years old, his vitality is greatly reduced. This debilitation is perfectly compatible, in some cases privileged, with the conservation of the intellectual faculties.

On the other hand, the vitality of the corporal organism diminishes and the process of ageing is like a train that falters & stops when nearing the end station, or breaks down in the middle of the track with no possibility to continue ... it always pains me greatly seeing someone not able to initiate the course of getting old. Like Whitney Houston.
 
Knowing how to get old is the greatest art of wisdom, the art of living. But always at the mercy of fate, destiny or circumstances. There's a novel by Jonas Jonasson 'The 100 year old grandfather that escaped by the window', leaving the old-folks' residence and got himself involved in all sorts of adventures. It's like a metaphor: the vital spirits are not exclusive of any age. 
 
 
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15th Feb 2012 Silly Puns

Feb 15
** Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other:
"Does this taste funny to you?"

 
** Two fish swim into a concrete wall.
The one turns to the other and says "Dam!"

 
** A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm and says: "A beer please, and one for the road."
 
** A dyslexic man walks into a bra.
 
** Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, so they lit a fire in the craft. Unsurprisingly it sank, proving once again that you can't have your kayak and heat it too.

 
** Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.

 
** Two peanuts walk into a bar, and one was a salted.

 
** What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh.

 
** A jump-start cable walks into a bar. The bartender says,
"I'll serve you, but don't start anything.

 
** "Doc, I can't stop singing 'The Green, Green Grass of Home."
"That sounds like Tom Jones Syndrome."
"Is it common?"
"Well, It's Not Unusual."

 
** Two cows are standing next to each other in a field.
Daisy says to Ermentrude, "I was artificially inseminated this morning."
"I don't believe you," says Ermentrude.
"It's true, no bull!" exclaims Daisy.

 
** The invisible man marries the invisible woman. The kids were nothing to look at either.

 
** I went to a seafood disco last week and pulled a mussel.

 
** I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn't find any.
 
** Deja Moo: The feeling that you've heard this bull before.
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