19th Sept 2011 Facts - Funny Or Not Commonly Known

• If you are an average American, in your whole life, you will spend an average of 6 months waiting at red lights.
• It's impossible to sneeze with your eyes open.
• Leonardo Da Vinci invented the scissors.
• Our eyes are always the same size from birth, but our nose and ears never stop growing.
• Peanuts are one of the ingredients of dynamite.
• Rubber bands last longer when refrigerated.
• The average person's left hand does 56% of the typing.
• The cruise liner, QE2, moves only six inches for each gallon of diesel that it burns.
• The microwave was invented after a researcher walked by a radar tube and a chocolate bar melted in his pocket.
• The winter of 1932 was so cold that Niagara Falls froze completely solid.
• There are 293 ways to make change for a dollar.
• There are more chickens than people in the world.
• Tigers have striped skin, not just striped fur.
• Now you know everything - Almost.

 

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19th Sept 2011 What Do You Get If ...?

What do you get if ~

** What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?
A brick layer!

** What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?
Big holes all over Australia!

** What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?
Bugs Bunny.

** What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?
A rash of good luck.

 

Pay Rise ~

One Wednesday Martin demanded of his boss,

"I must have a pay rise. You should realise there are three other companies after me."

"Really?" replied Martin's boss, "And who might these companies be?"

"Southern Electricity, British Gas and British Telecom," answered Martin.

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