** Warning Labels on Appliances **
1) On Odour Eaters: Please do not eat.
2) On a blender: On no account improvise as a fish aquarium.
3) On stockings: Not to be used in the commission of a felony.
4) On gloves: For best results, do not leave at the crime scene.
5) On a fridge: Refrigerate after opening.
6)
On alphabet blocks: Not for children. Letters may be used to construct
words, phrases and sentences that may be deemed offensive.
7) On a cardboard windshield sun-shade:
"Warning: Do Not Drive With Sun Shield in Place".
8) On an infant's bathtub: Do not throw baby out with bath water.
9) On a calendar: Use of term "Sunday" for reference only. No meteorological warranties express or implied.
10) On a microscope: Objects in view are bigger and more frightening than they appear.
Do please feel free to add others you think are funny or amusing.
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