Saturday, 13 July 2013

Once Upon A Nightmare - My Fictional Story


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I am one of the few contented souls that had shamelessly benefited by the economic crisis, not because I had a fortune so huge that makes me immune to the negative effect of it. In fact, apart from owning my modest home, there's usually hardly anything left in the bank, after the basic essentials of the simple living is paid for; but purely by good fortune rather than by design. Precisely because of the crisis, I was able to, for the first time in my life, buy my own house, a little one, in the outskirts of the city, at half the price of it's former value of few years back.

Today is the first day I am actually occupying the new home; new in the sense that it's officially mine, but the state of the house needs quite a lot of repair and general upgrading. The surroundings are a little desolate, with a couple of trees lying fallen from the last storm. But, I am happy.

I spent the most part of the day running around the house cleaning, sorting and putting this and that in cupboards and drawers whistling, thinking I would surely sleep like a baby when I, finally, made my way toward the bedroom, contentedly exhausted. I practically collapsed into bed ... with eyes wide open, a thousand twist and turns, and several thousand sheep counted, but awake!!

Barefooted, I got out of bed, and noticed something gleaming, a shadowy figure on the foot of the bed. I fumbled for the light switch; it didn't work. My heart began to accelerate, and I heard breathing that's not my own. Nervous and with hands trembling, I searched inside the drawer of the bedside table for a candle, and lit it. God, now I saw it, an alien monster, hairy and dribbling. Before I could do anything it threw itself on top of me. I jumped ... and woke up, profusely perspiring. It was just a nightmare I thought to myself. At this very instant the doorbell rang.

Who could that be in the middle of the night? Through the peep-hole on the door I saw the handsome young face of one of the students of my Tango class, where I go each Friday night. How strange I thought that he should visit me at such an odd hour while opening the door. He seemed distressed or frightened, and I was still quite affected by the nightmare earlier.

As soon as the door was opened, 4 or 5 big and rough men jumped out from nowhere looking fierce and menacing. My handsome visitor faced them and before I could react, one of the angry bullies raised a sizable stone with both his hands and forcefully crushed it right on top of his head, splitting it into two ... I woke up, again, giddy and shaking. Didn't I wake up once before already without even having fallen asleep? Or had I fallen asleep and woke up from it twice?

I am now wording on a classified Ad. 'House for sale. Very cheap and immediately available'.

Weekend With Sex, Beasts & Vampires

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Still having some difficulty ridding my mind of the tragic end of a dear friend, I just didn't seem to be able to settle down to my usual routine again, yet. I remember reading the announcement a few days ago, about a collection of erotic films of Vampires, offered by the newspaper, 2 of them every weekend for several weeks, for just €1 each. With the paper of course if not a subscriber. I am not, so that means paying another €1. I reckon €2 is still dirt cheap for a good film.

This week they are about vampires and mythical beasts with supper natural powers. These are not my normal favourite kind of movies but I don't feel normal now, so I thought maybe they were just what I needed to get myself out of the morbid thoughts.

Yesterday's was a 1970 film of Jean Rollin. The story is about a beautiful young woman who's mixed up with a group of people with suicidal tendencies. Damn, that's certainly not the stuff I needed to cheer me up!! Too late, the money was paid and it's against my principal not to get something out of it. So I brought it home.

Oh, there were men too in the story who hide behind masks of animals, subjugating women leading them to perversion. Now I was pretty convinced that it's not my cup of tea at all. So I gave it to one of the waitresses there in my cafe this morning.

On my way home I went and got the film going with today's paper. 'The Beast', 1975, of Walerian Boroowczyk (never heard of him). In this one, a beautiful (aren't there any not so beautiful women at all in films?) heiress who was about to get married, passed some days before the wedding in the mansion of her future husband. She got terribly excited with the horses, the Gothic atmosphere, black literature and bad company. She became obsessed with the story of Romilda de L'Esperance, an ancestor of her fiance. According to rumours, Romilda had maintained sexual relationship with a mysterious beast, hairy and lustful, that hid in the nearby woods, where she began some delirious experiences.

I am not sure about this one either!

The Incredible Basement - More - Aptly Incrdible Manpower

Having a finished basement is a great area for the family to hang out in but John Scapes of Chicago has taken the idea of a finished basement to an entirely different level. He has single handedly reconstructed a Main Street from the 1890′S in his basement over the last several decades. The attention to detail and time that went into this project is simply amazing. I would have renamed it 'The Incredible Manpower'