I might have posted some of these before, but there are also new finds. All are fun gems with the English Language ~
In a Bangkok Temple:
It is forbidden to enter a woman, even a foreigner, if dressed as a man.
Cocktail Lounge, Norway:
Ladies are requested not to have children in the bar.
Doctor's Office, Rome:
Specialist in women and other diseases.
Dry Cleaners, Bangkok:
Drop your trousers here for the best results.
In a Nairobi Restaurant:
Customers who find our waitresses rude, ought to see the manager.
On the Main Road to Mombasa, Leaving Nairobi:
Take notice: when this sign is under water, this road is impassable.
On A Poster At Kencom:
Are you an adult that cannot read? Is so we can help.
In A City Restaurant:
Open 7 days a week and weekends.
In A Cemetery:
Persons are prohibited from picking flowers from any but their own graves.
Tokyo Hotel's Rules & Regulations:
Guests are requested not to smoke, or do other disgusting behaviours in bed.
On The Menu Of A Swiss Restaurant:
Our wines leave you nothing to hope for.
In A Tokyo Bar:
Special cocktails for the ladies with nuts.
Hotel, Yugoslavia:
Flattening of underwear with pleasure, is the job of the chambermaid.
Hotel, Japan:
You are invited to take advantage of the chambermaid.
In The Lobby Of A Moscow Hotel, Across From A Russian Orthodox Monastery:
You
are welcome to visit the cemetery, where famous Russian & Soviet
composers, artists & writers are buried daily, except Thursdays.
A Sign Posted In Germany's Black Forest:
It
is strictly forbidden on our Black Forest camping site, that people of
different sex, for instance, men & women, live together in one
tent, unless they are married with each other for this purpose.
Hotel, Zurich:
Because
of the impropriety of entertaining guests of the opposite sex in the
bedroom, it is suggested that The Lobby be used for this purpose.
Airline Ticket Office, Copenhagen:
We take your bags and send them in all directions. (Just like British Airways!!!)
A Laundry In Rome:
Ladies, leave your clothes here and then spend the afternoon having a good time.
And, Finally, The All Time Classic:
If the front is closed, please enter through my backside.
