What
does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people
who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those
meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving
103%? What makes up 100% in life?
Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions: If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.
Then:
H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%
and
K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%
But,
A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%
B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%
AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.
A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%
So,
one can conclude with mathematical certainty that While Hard work and
Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the
Bullshit and Ass kissing that will put you over the top.
I
have to say that the whole principle of assigning letters and
therefore words a number, is ripe for modification. Have fun making up
your own words and giving them values.
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