Funny Newspaper Headlines

The meaning is not quite what the editor had in mind I'm sure, nevertheless, they make you chuckle.

• Something Went Wrong in Plane Crash, Expert Says ~ Must be true if Expert said so.
• Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures ~ Who would have guessed?
• Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead ~ What a tragedy!
• Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant ~ Without waiting for the guilty verdict?
• War Dims Hope for Peace ~ Does it really?
• If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile ~ Sounds logical
• Enfield ( London ) Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide ~ How clever!
• Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges! ~ Incredible super-glue!
• Local High School Dropouts Cut In Half ~ How horrid!
• Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft ~ Quite a guy.
• Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors ~ All 7 foot?
• Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers ~ That's taking it to the extreme.
• Miner Refuses to Work after Death ~ That-good-for-nothing lazy so-and-so!
• Man Struck By Lightning: Faces Battery Charge ~ He probably IS the battery charge!
• Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over ~ What a man!!
• New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group ~ Weren't they fat enough?!
• Kids Make Nutritious Snacks ~ Taste like chicken?
• Safety Experts Say School Bus Passengers Should Be Belted ~ Just for sitting there?
• Survivor of Siamese Twins Joins Parents ~ !!!
• Iraqi Head Seeks Arms ~ Legs too surely?
• Eye Drops off Shelf ~ Must be a horror film scene.
• Reagan Wins on Budget, But More Lies Ahead ~ Usually.
• Two Soviet Ships Collide, One Dies ~ May it rest in peace.
• Two Sisters Reunited after 18 Years in Checkout Counter ~ Doesn't the shop ever close?
• Chef Throws His Heart into Helping Feed Needy ~ If one is hungry enough, I wonder ...
• Vaccine May Contain Rabies ~ So what do we do?
• College Opens Doors to Hearing ~ That's one way ...
• Include your Children When Baking Cookies ~ Make sure they have been washed first!

Tags:Strange,NewsHeadlines

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The Old, The New, And The Now ...

** Play it again, Sam ~

Some of you might remember well the piano on which Same played for the 2nd time when Humphrey Bogart, while clicking glasses with Ingrid Bergman, said to him: 'Play it again, Sam.' Well if you hurry, you might get to play on this same antic piano now that it's being auctioned in New York, in memory of that unforgettable film's 70th anniversary. Naturally you need to take a trip to N.Y. And, most important, take plenty of 

money

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** Nobody is riding this bike, unless you count a robot as somebody ~

Trust the Japanese almost always the first in scientific technology. Engineer Masahiko Yamaguchi the father of this clever robot, also of the special bike; both are invented for the purpose of this newest exercise. Once mounted on the bicycle, the Robot can pedal, balance, turn & direct the bike to avoid any obstacle on the way, including sudden break putting it's feet on the ground, then resume to continue till reaching the place it should go, just like a mortal, law abiding citizen.

I hate to admit it, he is cleverer than I am - I can't ride a bike! When I was a child and wanting very much to learn, my mother wouldn't allow it, said that I might fall and damage my very delicate skin!!

** Now, a mini electric Taxi ~

Made and now running in China, this vehicle does not contaminate the environment incorporating the aero-generators on the upper part, taking advantage of the air while the vehicle is moving to recharge the batteries. 

Tags:Piano,RobotBike,MiniTaxi

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