The meaning is not quite what the editor had in mind I'm sure, nevertheless, they make you chuckle.
- Something Went Wrong in Plane Crash, Expert Says ~ Must be true if Expert said so.
- Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures ~ Who would have guessed?
- Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead ~ What a tragedy!
- Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant ~ Without waiting for the guilty verdict?
- War Dims Hope for Peace ~ Does it really?
- If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile ~ Sounds logical
- Enfield ( London ) Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide ~ How clever!
- Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges! ~ Incredible super-glue!
- Local High School Dropouts Cut In Half ~ How horrid!
- Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft ~ Quite a guy.
- Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors ~ All 7 foot?
- Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers ~ That's taking it to the extreme.
- Miner Refuses to Work after Death ~ That-good-for-nothing lazy so-and-so!
- Man Struck By Lightning: Faces Battery Charge ~ He probably IS the battery charge!
- Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over ~ What a man!!
- New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group ~ Weren't they fat enough?!
- Kids Make Nutritious Snacks ~ Taste like chicken?
- Safety Experts Say School Bus Passengers Should Be Belted ~ Just for sitting there?
- Survivor of Siamese Twins Joins Parents ~ !!!
- Iraqi Head Seeks Arms ~ Legs too surely?
- Eye Drops off Shelf ~ Must be a horror film scene.
- Reagan Wins on Budget, But More Lies Ahead ~ Usually.
- Two Soviet Ships Collide, One Dies ~ May it rest in peace.
- Two Sisters Reunited after 18 Years in Checkout Counter ~ Doesn't the shop ever close?
- Chef Throws His Heart into Helping Feed Needy ~ If one is hungry enough, I wonder ...
- Vaccine May Contain Rabies ~ So what do we do?
- College Opens Doors to Hearing ~ That's one way ...
- Include your Children When Baking Cookies ~ Make sure they have been washed first!
- Current Mood:
amused
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