24th May 2012 Today's Giggle

** Window Dressing ~

 

Myra was going to the office party but needed a new party dress.

In the clothing store she asked, 'May I try on that dress in the window, please?'

'Certainly not, madam,' responded the salesgirl, 'You'll have to use the fitting room like everyone else.'

** Mirror Image ~

 

For their 1st anniversay, Nathan thought it would be nice to buy his wife a little gift. Always short of money, and a little mean by nature, he thought long and hard about what that present might be'

Unable to decide, Nathan entered Debenhams Department Store and in the cosmetics section, the salesgirl said to him, 'How about some perfume?' She showed him a bottle costing £75. ($150 USD)

'Too expensive,' muttered Nathan. The young lady returned with a smaller bottle for £50.

Oh dear,' Nathan groused, 'still far too much.'

Growing a bit annoyed at Nathan's meanness, the salesgirl brought out a tiny £10 bottle and offered it to him.

Nathan became really agitated, 'What I mean,' he whined, 'is I'd like to see something really cheap.'

So the salesgirl handed him a mirror.

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24th May 2012 Some Questions Without Answers

** If the cops arrest a mute, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?

** If a book about failures sell well, is it a success?

** Hermits have no peer group pressure.

** Why are cigarettes sold in gas stations when smoking is prohibited there?

** Why in a country of free speech, there are 'phone bills?

** Can you be a closet claustrophobic?

** Why is it that kamikaze pilots wore helmets?

** Why do you need a driver's license to buy alcohol when you can't drink and drive?

** If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors?

** Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of the drive-up ATM?

** Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?

** What is the speed of dark?

** If white wine goes with fish, do white grapes go with sushi?

** When sign makers go on strike, what is written on their picket signs?

** Why do we play in recitals and recite in plays?

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