24th May 2012 Today's Giggle

** Window Dressing ~

 

Myra was going to the office party but needed a new party dress.

In the clothing store she asked, 'May I try on that dress in the window, please?'

'Certainly not, madam,' responded the salesgirl, 'You'll have to use the fitting room like everyone else.'

** Mirror Image ~

 

For their 1st anniversay, Nathan thought it would be nice to buy his wife a little gift. Always short of money, and a little mean by nature, he thought long and hard about what that present might be'

Unable to decide, Nathan entered Debenhams Department Store and in the cosmetics section, the salesgirl said to him, 'How about some perfume?' She showed him a bottle costing £75. ($150 USD)

'Too expensive,' muttered Nathan. The young lady returned with a smaller bottle for £50.

Oh dear,' Nathan groused, 'still far too much.'

Growing a bit annoyed at Nathan's meanness, the salesgirl brought out a tiny £10 bottle and offered it to him.

Nathan became really agitated, 'What I mean,' he whined, 'is I'd like to see something really cheap.'

So the salesgirl handed him a mirror.

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