More Than A Tandem

A man in Afghanistan was circulating on his bicycle right in the centre of the ancient city of Heart, last Friday, as the photo below shows, transporting his entire family of 6 people: 2 women with Bukas, a little girl and 2 boys. Not a single helmet in sight! Let's hope he is exceptionally skilful rider and adequately insured! Tags:bicycle,tandem

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Politically Incorrect ...

** Son: “Dad, we’re learning about prisms at school. They’re fascinating.”

Dad: “That’s good son, because as a dyslexic black boy, you’re bound to end up in one.”

** Paddy decides to take up boxing and goes for the required medical. A few days later the doctor ‘phones and says “Paddy, you realise you’ve got sugar diabetes.”

Paddy says, “Nice one, when do I fight him?”

** It was hard getting over my addiction to the Hokey Cokey. But I’ve turned myself around and that’s what it’s all about.

** Paddy caught his Wife having an affair and decided to kill her and himself. He puts the gun to his head, looks at his Wife and says "Don't laugh, you are next!!"

** Little boy gets home from school and says "Dad, I've got a part in the school play as a man who's been married for 25 years."

His Dad replies "Never mind Son. Maybe next time you'll get a speaking part!!"

** Two Irishmen looking through a mail order catalogue.

Paddy says "Look at these gorgeous women! The prices are reasonable too."

Mick agrees "I'm ordering one right now"

3 weeks later Paddy says to Mick "Has your woman turned up yet?"

"No" said Mick "but it shouldn't be long now though. Her clothes arrived yesterday!!

** A dwarf goes to a very good but very busy doctor and asks "I know you are busy but do you treat dwarves?"

The doctor replies "Yes, but you will have to be a little patient".

 

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Cynics' Views On Marriage

** Marriage - a three ring circus:
Engagement ring,
Wedding ring,
And suffering.

** "Matrimony isn't a word, it's a sentence."

** Don't marry for money ... You can borrow it cheaper.

** The kindest thing I can say about my wife is that her in-laws are a lot nicer than mine.

** When my credit card was stolen I decided not to report it because the thief is spending less than my wife does.

** A visitor to the graveyard couldn't help noticing a man kneeling in front of a gravestone, clasping his hands and sobbing. The visitor went a bit closer and could hear what the man was saying.
'Why did you have to die?' he was repeating, 'Why did you have to die?'

Feeling he ought to do something, the visitor laid his hand on the man's shoulder.
'Was it someone you loved very much?' he asked gently.
The man looked up at him and said, 'no, I never met him, he was my wife's first husband.'

** A man came down with the flu and was forced to stay home one day. He was glad for the interlude because it taught him how much his wife loved him.
She was so thrilled to have him around that when a delivery man or the mailman arrived, she ran out and yelled,
"My husband's home! My husband's home!"

Tags:cynicviews,marriage

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