Tuesday, 15 November 2011

15th Nov 2011 JP's Suit

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Real great men are rarely praised in life nor their obituary needs it, as facts are more expressive than adjectives. JP died yesterday. He had been a journalist/column writer all his life, much respected and loved by all, not just in the circle of his profession.

To know him, one has to untie all knots of the many and varied qualities of his person and concentrate on his legacy. How and in what he had contributed to the society and mankind, how he is now remembered, and honoured as an outstanding example professionally and as a person.
 
He died yesterday. Very early in the morning. So early like he had usually done each day, before anybody else, to the news desk of the editorial. He wore always a neat suit, resistant and protective from pressure; of simple material, closely glued to reality and free from the influence and grips of power. With stitches punctuating the irony, and with precise cut; never a wrinkle that could be interpreted as lack of respect to anyone. Not a suit of a superman or hero, just curiosity impregnating the cloth showing him always young, fresh, ready for the day and whatever might come. His legacy is this suit; symbolically speaking. The suit of rigor, curiosity, courage, honesty and in dependency.

He is not here any more. He went early, on a Monday morning, as if he wished to confront death with the same professionalism and mastery that he faced life. His suit will continue hanging in the editorial. And in the heart of many. 
 

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15th Nov 2011 Having Fun With The Phone

Nov 15
Phone conversation with a child ~


One evening, the boss of a big company needed to call one of his employees about an urgent problem with one of the main computers, dialled the employee's home phone number and was greeted with a child's whisper.

'Hello.'

'Is your daddy home?' he asked.

'Yes', whispered the small voice.

'May I talk with him?'

The child whispered, 'No.'

Surprised, and wanting to talk with an adult, the boss asked, 'Is your Mommy there?'

'Yes.'

'May I talk with her?'

Again the small voice whispered, 'No.'

Hoping there was somebody with whom he could leave a message, the boss asked, 'Is anybody else there?'

'Yes', whispered the child, 'a policeman.'

Wondering what a cop would be doing at his employee's home, the boss asked, 'May I speak with the policeman?'

'No, he's busy', whispered the child.

'Busy doing what?'

'Talking to Daddy and Mommy and the Fireman' came the whispered answer.

Growing concerned and even worried as he heard what sounded like a Helicopter through the earpiece, the boss asked, 'What is that noise?' Funny phone call

'Hello-copper' answered the whispering voice.

'What is going on there?' asked the boss, now truly alarmed.

In an awed whispering voice the child answered, 'The search team just landed the hello-copper.'

Alarmed, concerned, and even more then just a little frustrated the boss asked, 'What are they searching for?'

Still whispering, the young voice replied along with a muffled giggle: 'ME.'



Solar-powered payphone in Lake Victoria, Uganda ~


Funny Phone Calls


 

Phone-Psychic ~



The good psychic would pick up the phone before it rang. Of course, it is possible there was no-one on the other line.

Once she said 'God Bless you' I said, 'I didn't sneeze'

She looked deep into my eyes and said, 'You will, eventually.'

And damn it if she wasn't right. Two days later I sneezed.

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