Thursday, 23 February 2012

23rd Feb 2012 My 100 Word Fiction Stories (Requested by Marcus)

1st of the 100 word story before it's shortened to 100 words
The Story That's Not A Story
http://moimoiis.multiply.com/journal/item/141
Beam me up, with explanations
Zasha's Storyhttp://moimoiis.multiply.Com/journal/item/1317
15 Seconds of Stupor
You might enjoy this one, although it's not a 100 word story.
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23rd Feb 2012 Thursday - The Day For Sex

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If you, like me, had not discovered before today the information announced by the School of Economic & Political Science, London, that today, Thursday, to be more precise, in the early hours of any Thursday, is the best time to have sex. Damn! You, I and a great number of people have lost a whole week till the next Thursday!

The London School of Economic & Political Science is a highly respected institution since 1900, with category of universal faculty, linked to the University of London. All professors there are of the highest class and have rendered some of the most important scientific inputs. Before, experts predicted, presaged, or prophesied. Now, everybody knows a lot more than in the past, we have to admit that some prophesies were over-alarming and often caused serious harm or, on the light side, resulted later to be ridicules or laughable.

Being no expert of any kind of science, I am sure I am not the only one either, on what bases this particular and rather strange affirmation of Thursday being the best day for sex is based on. Even so precise that the first hours of Thursday is the period when one's libido is at it's peak. Apparently something to do with the level of male testosterone reaching the maximum and the female oestrogen multiply by five. Do these gender chemicals fall asleep for a whole week then suddenly wake up for the dance on Thursdays?

Those poor sods that work night shifts! Can they demand double pay on Thursdays like having to work on a Sunday? And those who work normal hours, I wonder how many would show up at work late?
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