Sunday, 30 September 2012

Qui Pao - The Sexiest Dress Ever

Sept 30A
I Read Nwanne's Blog recently about her adventure or, rather, misadventure, caused by her sexy tight skirt that made her feel like a robot. Which woman hasn't at one time or another suffer a little discomfort, even more than a little, in the name of beauty? I certainly did, a lot, then over a period of time became less, now almost but not quite, too casual bordering on careless ... but never to the point as to stop wearing high heels!
 
One garment I adore is the traditional Chinese dress called " Qui Pao " in Mandarin, or " Cheung Sam " in Cantonese. These are always finished delicately by hand, stitch by stitch. In my opinion it's the sexiest dress of all, without having to reveal any cleavage. The shape alone awakens sensual imagination.
 
The dress is practically molded to the body, with not even a quarter inch of surplus material loose enough to slip a pin in. Yet with the ingenious workmanship of the skillful tailor, who puts small, almost imperceptible mini darts here & there, mostly there where the feminine curves are, a woman can still walk freely, go up & down the staircase with ease, sit elegantly & move gracefully. That is true art.
 
The only part which causes certain discomfort is the traditional high & stiff collar, especially in summer. Some women, foreigners generally, instructed their tailors to make the collar soft & low, disastrous!! The grace & elegance, like bad magic, out of the window!!
 
I still own a few Qui Pao & wear them occasionally, even though I have lived out of China most part of my life. I would still willingly suffer a little for the sheer femininity this dress adds to the feminine woman, or creates it for those who are less blessed by nature.

Funny Motor Insurance Claims

Sept 30
If we are unlucky enough to be involved in a car accident, of course it is never our fault. The following quotes show what people write on their insurance claim forms. Strange they may seem, the following are true claims.
 
 
** Motor Insurance Quotes from Claim Forms **
 
 
1. "I was on my way to the doctor with rear end trouble when my universal joint gave way causing me to have an accident.".
 
2. I knocked over a man. He admitted it was his fault as he had been run over before.
 
3. I collided with a stationary tramcar coming the other way.
 
4. I consider that neither vehicle was to blame but if either were to blame, it was the other one (Irish).
 
5. I left my Austin Seven outside and when I came out later to my amazement there was an Austin Twelve.
 
6. Car had to turn sharper than was necessary owing to an invisible lorry.
 
7. To avoid a collision I ran into the other car.
 
8. "The pedestrian had no idea which way to run, so I ran over him.".
 
9. The other car collided with mine without giving any warning of its intention.
 
10. The other man altered his mind so I had to run into him.
 
11. I told the other idiot what he was and went on.
 
12. A pedestrian hit me and went under my car.
 
13. I unfortunately ran over a pedestrian and the old gentleman was taken to hospital, much regretting the circumstances.
 
14. I thought the side window was down but it was up, as I found when I put my head through it.
 
15. If the other driver had stopped a few yards behind himself the accident would not have happened.
 
16. She suddenly saw me, lost her head and we met.
 
17. Cow wandered into my car. I was afterwards informed that the cow was half-witted.
 
18. Three women were talking to each other and when two stepped back and one stepped forward I had to have an accident.
 
19. There were plenty of lookers-on but no witnesses.
 
20. A bull was standing near and a fly must have tickled him because he gored my car.
 
Tags: MotorInsurance,FunnyClaims