Sexy & Erotic News TipBits

The Blog pic today is the Blog. Her name is Aila, the 'sexiest and the most seductive female robot in the world' who will soon be travelling to space. She is ultra modern, with fashionable hair style, big black eyes, and very seductive shapely figure. The 'parents' of this beautiful creature intend to have her accompany the astronauts of the International Space Station in dangerous tasks for humans. She will be accompanied by another robot 'Robotnaut 2'

Clean up your erotic and kinky thoughts or imagination. This is the 'Dance in the air' scene featured in the 27th edition of the Dance Festival which will take place tomorro the 5th of November, till the 4th of December in Madrid. Taking part in this festival wiil include International dancers from Canada, Belgium, United States, France and Spain. The above is a scene in 'Unsound, Babylon, choreographed by the National Company of Dance in Matadero of Madrid.

 

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Do You Know Your Friends - Yes Or No?

Here are the rules for knowing contacts & friends a bit better: ~
1. You can only answer Yes or No!
2. You are not allowed to explain anything unless someone messages you and asks!
3. Repost this on your page.

Here we go: ~

Kissed someone on your friend's list in real life ? Yes
Danced in front of your mirror naked? Yes
Ever told a lie? Yes
Tripped on mushrooms? No
Done ecstasy? No
Had feelings for someone who didn't return it? No
Been arrested? No
Kissed a picture? Yes
Slept till 5pm? No
Had sex at work? No
Fallen asleep at work? No
Had pets other than dog, cat, hamster? Yes
Ran a red light? No
Been suspended from school? No
Had caused or involved in car/motorcycle accident? No
Been fired from a job? No
Sang karaoke? No
Done something you told yourself you wouldn't? Yes
Laughed until something you were drinking came out your nose? No
Caught a snowflake on your tongue? Yes
Kissed in the rain? Yes
Sang in the shower? Yes
Sat on a roof top? Yes
Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on? No
Broken a bone? Yes
Shaved your head? Which one? No
Slept naked? Yes
Blacked out after drinking? Yes
Played a prank on someone? Yes
Had a gym membership? No
Felt like killing someone? Yes
Made your Partner cry? Yes
Had sex more than 9 times in one day? No
Had Mexican jumping beans as pets? No
Been in a band? No
Shot a gun? Yes
Played strip poker? No
Donated blood? Yes
Video taped you having sex? No
Still love someone you shouldn't? Yes
Have a tattoo? No
Any piercings, other than ears? No

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• Current Mood: amused

A Small Medium At Large

• When an actress saw her first strands of gray hair she thought she would dye.
• Reading whilst sunbathing makes you well-red.
• Without geometry life is pointless.
• A man's home is his castle in a manor of speaking.
• A man needs a mistress just to break the monogamy.
• A bicycle can't stand on it's own because it is two tired.
• In democracy your vote counts, in feudalism your Count votes.
• A lot of money is tainted, it taints yours and it taints mine.
• Time flies like an arrow, fruit-flies like a banana.
• I used to work in a blanket factory, but if folded.
• He had a photographic memory that was never developed.
• Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead-to-know basis.
• You feel stuck wit your debt if you can't budge it.
• He often broke into song because he couldn't find the key.
• The man who fell into an upholstery machine is fully recovered
• A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in Linoleum Blownapart.
• Show me a piano falling down a mine shaft and I'll show you a flat minor.
• Once you've seen one shopping centre, you've seen a mall.
• The short fortune teller who escaped from prison was A small medium at large.
• The poor guy fell into a glass grinding machine and made a spectacle of himself.
• Marathon runners with bad footwear suffer the agony of defeat.

Now this bit is no joke: today I said to a friend I have known for years that he has an admirable marriage, as he and his wife always look very happy together. He gave me a sly smile, bordering on cynical, said: "You Know, the best & the most successful marriage is based on lies!!" I found myself tongue-tight, speechless.

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Write Away! Right Away!

Recently, 2 of my contacts/friends had asked me to join their writers' group. Both for short stories, one of them in which the writer can write about any topic he/she chooses, with maximum of 100 words; in the other one must write about a given subject by the group admin, with the top limit of 56 words. I didn't accept either offer. I mainly write for my own pleasure, not to compete.

Quim Monzo is a renowned columnist and accomplished writer of the national newspaper 'La Vanguardia' in Spain. He started a couple of years back what might be termed 'collective writing'. This initiative is not just for dedicated readers but also to give them the chance to 'help' write a novel, on line, in the 'Quick Novel'. He himself would write a few beginning paragraphs published on the paper online, of 2 short novels, one in Castellano (Spanish) and one in Catalan (Catalunya). The readers were invited to continue writing the story in no more than 300 words, or in both, if you are a very capable writer in both languages.

One can also pick up the thread any time and continue with the story as many times as one wishes, always extending the story line from the entry before you, accompanied with photos, pictures or illustrations if so wished. Guim Monzo himself will collaborate throughout. These will be edited and judged by a team who are also responsible for giving the conclusion to the stories, staying posted in the 'La Vanguardia' digital online. The winner would be awarded with a lovely weekend stay for 2 in the most prestigious hotel in Valencia, all expenses paid.

The story in Spanish begins with a bookstore owner who, after all preparation work for Sant Jordi Book Fair the night before, goes to his establishment to begin his work day, and discovers something unexpectedly in the book 'The quickest book'. The story in Catalan tells of a lady writer who goes also to a hotel for the book fair to have a photo taken with some other authors, and encounters a very unpleasant surprise.

I was at first rather tempted to take part to join in the fun. But I thought I might enjoy it more following the development of a collective novel by multiple writers, most likely with different trains of thoughts and styles, yet must strive to harmonise with the others without losing altogether his own individuality and personal styles & ideals. It's great fun to read all the entries and to see how things come together at the end.


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• Current Mood: accomplished

Ageless Beauty

Even in this era of tireless aspirations and efforts to attain eternal youth and beauty, the relentless passing of time mercilessly marches on. Men get old, as the rest of all creatures, but it would seem that women don't. They just mature these days, gradually, almost imperceptibly. Many even manage to become more radiant than when they were younger.

Gone were the days when a woman of say 40, the age when she would have a better chance of getting hit by an atom bomb than by a hopeful suitor. The Hollywood actress Glenn Close said when she was asked about her age? " If you have never tasted an apple before, would you prefer to take a green one or a ripe one? "

Today's women are like a good wine, that becomes better and better with the years. But, it's only logical to assume that, if you conserve an inferior quality wine to begin with, adding years would only make it become an old or vintage bad wine wouldn't it?

In any case, I think most women choose a particular age and happily install herself in it. When I was about 12, because of my precociousness both mentally and physically, I aspired to be, and went about imitating being 17. When I was 17, I hated being that and couldn't wait to be 20.

The most adorable age for a woman, I think, is when she is about 30 - 35, when she has had enough of childish fun and games, has gained more knowledge academically as well as of life, more sure of herself, more positive about her goal, more confident and capable to face adversities, and processes the audacity to make sensible decisions to combat them, with the measured courage and just the right amount of caution to grab opportunities life offers.

More helpful than any beauty products, any professional facial and corporal treatments or pampering in Beauty Salons, gym routines and balanced diets, I think the peace of mind, healthy thoughts and self confidence work much bigger miracles to staying young, at whatever age, for men or women. But the miracle of all miracles, without the slightest doubt in my mind, is love.

Have you ever actually seen a woman, any age, when she is truly loved, and deeply in love, ugly?

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