A Small Medium At Large

• When an actress saw her first strands of gray hair she thought she would dye.
• Reading whilst sunbathing makes you well-red.
• Without geometry life is pointless.
• A man's home is his castle in a manor of speaking.
• A man needs a mistress just to break the monogamy.
• A bicycle can't stand on it's own because it is two tired.
• In democracy your vote counts, in feudalism your Count votes.
• A lot of money is tainted, it taints yours and it taints mine.
• Time flies like an arrow, fruit-flies like a banana.
• I used to work in a blanket factory, but if folded.
• He had a photographic memory that was never developed.
• Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead-to-know basis.
• You feel stuck wit your debt if you can't budge it.
• He often broke into song because he couldn't find the key.
• The man who fell into an upholstery machine is fully recovered
• A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in Linoleum Blownapart.
• Show me a piano falling down a mine shaft and I'll show you a flat minor.
• Once you've seen one shopping centre, you've seen a mall.
• The short fortune teller who escaped from prison was A small medium at large.
• The poor guy fell into a glass grinding machine and made a spectacle of himself.
• Marathon runners with bad footwear suffer the agony of defeat.

Now this bit is no joke: today I said to a friend I have known for years that he has an admirable marriage, as he and his wife always look very happy together. He gave me a sly smile, bordering on cynical, said: "You Know, the best & the most successful marriage is based on lies!!" I found myself tongue-tight, speechless.

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