Wednesday, 31 August 2011

31st Aug 2011 The Eye Of Love - A Little Story To Make You Think ...

Aug 31C
A grandmother and a little girl whose face was sprinkled with bright red freckles spent the day at the zoo. The children were waiting in line to get their cheeks painted by a local artist who was decorating them with tiger paws.

'You've got so many freckles, there's no place to paint!' a boy in the line cried.

Embarrassed, the little girl dropped her head. Her grandmother knelt down next to her. 'I love your freckles,' she said.

'Not me,' the girl replied.

'Well, when I was a little girl I always wanted freckles,' she said, tracing her finger across the child's cheek. 'Freckles are beautiful!'

The girl looked up. 'Really?'

'Of course,' said the grandmother. 'Why, just name me one thing that's prettier than freckles.'

The little girl peered into the old woman's smiling face. 'Wrinkles,' she answered softly.
Prev: 31st Aug 2011 True Or False - Certain Health Myths

31st Aug 2011 Certain Health Myths - True Or False

Aug 31B
Drink 2 litres of water a day, Don't eat any more than 2 eggs a week, margarine is healthier than butter ... ? Are they really true health guides or assumed myths? Jose Alberto Palma, doctor of the Clinic University of Navarra, has investigated at length the scientific base of our most frequent doubts; supported by explanations. I have chosen just 10 most circulated beliefs from the list of 30 ~
1) Don't drink alcohol if you are taking antibiotics - True
Although it depends on what type of antibiotic. Some if combined with alcohol simply reduces the effect, others might produce ill feeling or vomit.
2) margarine is healthier than butter - False
Butter is better because it's a natural product. However it contains saturated fat so it should not be taken in great quantity regularly. Margarine is a industrial product, result of a process to change vegetable oil into solid form. The best to be used on toast is olive oil.
3) Hair and nail continue to grow after death - False
When someone dies, the start to dehydrate and the skin retracts, this gives the false appearance that the hair and nail are longer.
4) Mobile phone provokes cancer - False
Multiple studies on this aspect have not found that mobiles cause cancer or any kind of tumour
5) Reading with insufficient light damages eyes and causes bad eyesight - ~ False
What happens is that when we read with poor light, the eyes adapt by contracting to better focus. This could cause tiredness or fatigue, but after resting, the eyes would return to their normal state.
6) Stress can cause illnesses - True
It can cause a large variety of sleep disorder and nightmares, and aggravate whatever existing illnesses, especially sickness of heart or mental, anxiety, depress and constant fatigue.
7) Eating apple conserve teeth - True
Apple contains PH acid that helps to eliminate germs and it's texture serves as a brush to eliminate the rest. But it should not be used as a substitute for correct oral hygiene.
8) Nothing can be done to prevent breast cancer - False
Many things can be done to protect women like not to have babies too late in age, breast feed if possible, don't drink alcohol or smoke, don't get overweight, and follow a diet of food rich in fruit, vegetables and olive oil.
9) Oral anti-contraceptives don't have side effects - False
Investigations have found an association of the consumption of oral anti-contraceptives with major risk of thrombus and heart-failures. The risk is not too high amongst younger women but increases from the age of 35 onwards, and smokers.
10) Mother cells are the solution for all kinds of sickness without cure, like Parkinson, Alheimer and diabetes - False
For now they are not. There are a lot of studies, experiments and investigations that have observed certain utility in adult mother cells, but very far from using them as routine treatment. Only for certain sickness like leukaemia and linfomas; the transfusion of mother cells (known as bone mellow) is already habitual therapy.

Prev: 31st Aug 2011 Giggles - The Solicitor's Porsche

31st Aug 2011 Giggles - The Solicitor's Porsche

Aug 31A
A Solicitor parked his brand new Porsche in front of the office to show it off to his colleagues. As he was getting out of the car, a truck came speeding along too close to the kerb and took off the door before zooming away.

More than a little distraught, the Solicitor grabbed his mobile and called the police. Five minutes later, the police arrive ... Before the policeman had a chance to ask any questions, the man started screaming hysterically:

“My Porsche, my beautiful silver Porsche is ruined. No matter how long it's at the panel beaters, it'll simply never be the same again!”

After the man finally finished his rant, the policeman shook his head in disgust:
“I can't believe how materialistic you bloody Solicitors are.” he said. "You lot are so focused on your possessions that you don't notice anything else in your life.”

“How can you say such a thing at a time like this?” sobbed the Porsche owner.
The policeman replied: “Didn't you realise that your arm was torn off when the truck hit you?”

The Solicitor looked down in horror:

“Oh hell !” he screamed. ”Where's my Rolex ????”
Prev: 31st Aug 2011 Giggles - The Smart Old Lady - A Repost

31st Aug 2011 Giggles - A Smart Old Lady

Aug 31

A farmer stopped by the local mechanics shop to have his truck fixed. They couldn't do it while he waited, so he said he didn't live far and would just walk home.

On the way home he stopped at the hardware Store and bought a bucket and a gallon of paint. He then stopped by the feed store and picked up a couple of chickens and a goose. However, struggling outside the store he now had a problem - how to carry his entire purchases home.

While he was scratching his head he was approached by a little old lady who told him she was lost. She asked, 'Can you tell me how to get to 1603 Mockingbird Lane ?'

The farmer said, 'Well, as a matter of fact, my farm is very close to that house I would walk you there but I can't carry this lot.'

The old lady suggested, 'Why don't you put the can of paint in the bucket. Carry the bucket in one hand, put a chicken under each arm and carry the goose in your other hand?'

'Why thank you very much,' he said and proceeded to walk the old girl home. On the way he says 'Let's take my short cut and go down this alley. We'll be there in no time.'

The little old lady looked him over cautiously then said, 'I am a lonely widow without a husband to defend me.. How do I know that when we get in the alley you won't hold me up against the wall, pull up my skirt, and have your way with me?'

The farmer said, 'Holy smokes lady! I'm carrying a bucket, a gallon of paint, two chickens, and a goose. How in the world could I possibly hold you up against the wall and do that?'

The old lady replied, 'Set the goose down, cover him with the bucket, put the paint on top of the bucket, and I'll hold the chickens.
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