Wednesday, 25 April 2012

25th April 2012 News TipBits - The End Of Hollywood?

April 25B
The end of Hollywood ~

Jimmy Wales, founder of Wikipedia, forecast yesterday the end of Hollywood during his intervention in the Forum in Switzerland, about the present and future of the Web. Like his web page had ended the long history of the British encyclopaedia, he thinks Internet will finish off the cinematographic industry of Hollywood in just a few years. What's more, nobody would give a damn. 


(Wrong! It matters to at least one person - Me. No amount of films on-line, on computer screen, smart phone, etc. could equal the pleasure of watching a good film on a big cinema screen, while you are totally relaxed in a comfortable seat, holding hands with your companion and sharing a bag of popcorns).

Shaking hands with Shakespeare ~

The annual Sant Jordi Festival of books and roses, always celebrated in Catalunya on the 23rd of April, in the past always traditional but this year there's never before novelty. During the most popular and customary tradition of several hundreds of international book authors meeting face to face with readers and book signing, some of the authors were dressed (disguised) as the main character of their book, and even signed the fiction character's name on the books, as well as their own.


(Fancy going home with a book signed by Hannibal Lecter, Jekyell. or Hyde!)

Intelligent book markers ~
 
Brand new idea for avid book readers. These are coloured,, flexible and they stick to the page separating it from those you have already read. A set of 3 costs € 2,98 at www.tresc.cat
 

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25th April 2012 How To Decipher Academic Jargons

April 25A
When you next read an academic paper, make sure you have this handy guide by your side.

" IT HAS LONG BEEN KNOWN " ...
I didn't look up the original reference.
"A DEFINITE TREND IS EVIDENT"...
These data are practically meaningless.
"WHILE IT HAS NOT BEEN POSSIBLE TO PROVIDE DEFINITE ANSWERS TO THE QUESTIONS"...
An unsuccessful experiment but I still hope to get it published.
"THREE OF THE SAMPLES WERE CHOSEN FOR DETAILED STUDY"...
The other results didn't make any sense.
"TYPICAL RESULTS ARE SHOWN"...
This is the prettiest graph.
"THESE RESULTS WILL BE IN A SUBSEQUENT REPORT"...
I might get around to this sometime, if pushed/funded.
"IN MY EXPERIENCE"...
Once.
"IN CASE AFTER CASE"...
Twice.
"IN A SERIES OF CASES"...
Thrice.
"IT IS BELIEVED THAT"...
I think.
"IT IS GENERALLY BELIEVED THAT"...
A couple of others think so, too.
"CORRECT WITHIN AN ORDER OF MAGNITUDE" ...
Wrong. Wrong. Wrong.
"ACCORDING TO STATISTICAL ANALYSIS"...
Rumour has it.
"A STATISTICALLY-ORIENTED PROJECTION OF THE SIGNIFICANCE OF THESE FINDINGS"...
A really wild guess.
"A CAREFUL ANALYSIS OF OBTAINABLE DATA"...
Three pages of notes were obliterated when I knocked over a beer glass.
"IT IS CLEAR THAT MUCH ADDITIONAL WORK WILL BE REQUIRED BEFORE A COMPLETE UNDERSTANDING OF THIS PHENOMENON OCCURS"...
I don't understand it....and I never will.
"AFTER ADDITIONAL STUDY BY MY COLLEAGUES"...
They don't understand it either.
"A HIGHLY SIGNIFICANT AREA FOR EXPLORATORY STUDY"...
A totally useless topic selected by my committee.
"IT IS HOPED THAT THIS STUDY WILL STIMULATE FURTHER INVESTIGATION IN THIS FIELD"...
I am pleased to feed you this rubbish.
** Postscript:
These special phrases are also applicable to anyone reading an academic paper.

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25th April 2012 Art Of Nature & Man

April 25
The bicycle made by nature ~
MantisOnBicycle

This Praying Mantis (so called because this insect holds it's forelegs in an upright position as if in prayer) in this photo looks like he's riding a bicycle doesn't he? 


The photographer, Eco Suparman, was taking photos of insects and happened to see the mantis landed on a plant, whose upper part curved in such a way that looks like bicycle wheels. It made such an unique and quite extraordinary image he was overjoyed to have capture this unusual art of the nature.

'Mazinger Z' made by man ~
MazingerZ1

The 'Mazinger Z' look-alike was the work of the Chinese artist Zhou Feng, who had created this popular animated Robot of decades ago, using only recycled bits & pieces like: excavators, vehicle wheels, fire extinguishers and a variety of scrape metal and other no more serviceable materials. 


The construction measures 8 metres in height, weighs 10 tons, and the purpose of this, he said, was to boost & support recycling. 
 

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