9th Nov 2011 Making Fun Of The Sardars - 2

God blessed the Sardars ~
** Postman: 'I have had to walk 5 miles to deliver this packet.'

Aneel: 'Why walk so far? You could have posted it.'

** Gatnam went to the sale at electrical shop and he found a bargain. 'I would like to buy this small TV,' he told the salesman.

'Sorry, we don't sell to Sardars,' he replied.

So Gatnam hurried home, removed his turban, and changed his hair style and returned to repeat to the salesman, 'I would like to buy this TV.'

'Sorry, we don't sell to Sardars,' the salesman replied for a second time.

'Damn! Gatnam exploded, 'he recognized me.'

He went for a complete disguise this time, haircut, new hair colour, different clothes, big sunglasses and he waited a few days until he saw the salesman again.

'I would like to buy this TV.'

'Sorry, we don't sell to Sardars,' the salesman replied.

Angry now and frustrated, Gatnam shouted, 'How do you know I'm a Sardar?'

'Because that's a microwave,' the salesman replied.

** Jasbir visits an art gallery: 'I suppose this horrible looking thing is what you call modern art?'

Art dealer: 'I beg your pardon sir, that is a mirror.'

** Rasdeep goes into the kitchen and opens the cookie jar. He looks inside and closes it. His wife observes the whole episode and says nothing. Again Rasdeep enters the kitchen and does the same thing.

His wife asks, 'Rasdeep, why are you doing that?'

Rasdeep replies, 'The Doctor told me to check my sugar level regularly.'

** NASA was getting ready to launch a very important space shuttle. The scientists and engineers checked and double checked everything to make sure that things are fine. However, on the day of the launch, something seemed to be wrong. The rocket made all sorts of noise but never took off even an inch from the ground. The engineers were puzzled because they could not figure out the problem. Finally, Manjit, a Sardar offered to help. The NASA scientists were desperate by that time and agreed to do anything.

'Tilt the rocket 45 degrees to the right,' said Manjit in a serious voice. The engineers were puzzled but did it anyway.

'Bring it back to vertical position, the Manjit added. The engineers did.

'Now start the engines,' instructed Manjit. The rocket took off and flew into space. Everybody thanked and congratulated Manjit and asked him how he knew what to do.

He replied, 'It is very simple. This is what we always do with our Bajaj scooters in India.'

** There were eleven people hanging onto a rope which was hanging from a from an aeroplane. Ten were Sardar, and one was a girl. They all decided that one person should get off because if they didn't, then the rope would break and everyone would die.

No one could decide who should go, so finally the girl said, 'I'll get off,' and she made a really moving speech how she was the least important person there.

All of the Sardars started immediately applauding ...

** Devindar went into The Bank of India and asked to open a current account. The cashier was surprised when Devindar left the building saying he would return after he had been to Delhi.

When asked why he was visiting Delhi in the middle of a simple procedure, he retorted that the application form said: 'Got to be filled in CAPITAL.'

** Santa was filling up application form for a job. He was not sure as to what to put in the column "Salary Expected".

After much thought he wrote : Yes, please.

** Sadhu : 'I haven't slept all night in the train.'

Friend: 'Why?'

Sadhu: 'I had an upper berth and I am scare of height.'

Friend: 'Why didn't you exchange it?'

Sadhu: 'There was nobody in the lower bunk to change it with.'

 

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Introduction to Sardar Jokes ~

Sardar, is a Persian word which tends to be used for military or political leaders because the roots of the word mean commander, perhaps comparable to the English word, chieftain. In Pakistan, for example, the leaders of certain tribes have the title Sardar something, something.

However, sometimes in India, the Punjabi and Hindi, Sardar, is used derogatorily and he is considered as an "idiot" and the butt of many jokes perhaps rather in the same way as "blondes". Nobody takes it seriously; it's like the fun-making attitude of say, Americans towards the Canadians; the English towards the Irish or the Scots. The Welsh towards the English. Elsewhere we find that "Poms" (British people) are the butt of Australian jokes. Belgians fall foul of the French; while The German deprecate the Dutch in their humour. So I sure hope nobody takes offence re. the following; just giggles.

How Can You Be Sure Someone Is A Sardar? ~

** Sends a fax with a postage stamp on it.

** Tries to drown a fish in water.

** Trips over a cordless phone.

** Thinks socialism means partying.

** Studies for a blood test and fails.

** Takes a ruler to bed to see how long he slept.

** At the bottom of the application form where it says: "Sign Here", he puts 'Scorpio'.

** Sells the car for gas money.

** Misses the 44 bus, and takes the 22 twice instead.

** Drives to the airport and sees a sign that said, "Airport left", he turns around and goes home.

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