9th Nov 2011 Making Fun Of The Sardars - 2

God blessed the Sardars ~
** Postman: 'I have had to walk 5 miles to deliver this packet.'

Aneel: 'Why walk so far? You could have posted it.'

** Gatnam went to the sale at electrical shop and he found a bargain. 'I would like to buy this small TV,' he told the salesman.

'Sorry, we don't sell to Sardars,' he replied.

So Gatnam hurried home, removed his turban, and changed his hair style and returned to repeat to the salesman, 'I would like to buy this TV.'

'Sorry, we don't sell to Sardars,' the salesman replied for a second time.

'Damn! Gatnam exploded, 'he recognized me.'

He went for a complete disguise this time, haircut, new hair colour, different clothes, big sunglasses and he waited a few days until he saw the salesman again.

'I would like to buy this TV.'

'Sorry, we don't sell to Sardars,' the salesman replied.

Angry now and frustrated, Gatnam shouted, 'How do you know I'm a Sardar?'

'Because that's a microwave,' the salesman replied.

** Jasbir visits an art gallery: 'I suppose this horrible looking thing is what you call modern art?'

Art dealer: 'I beg your pardon sir, that is a mirror.'

** Rasdeep goes into the kitchen and opens the cookie jar. He looks inside and closes it. His wife observes the whole episode and says nothing. Again Rasdeep enters the kitchen and does the same thing.

His wife asks, 'Rasdeep, why are you doing that?'

Rasdeep replies, 'The Doctor told me to check my sugar level regularly.'

** NASA was getting ready to launch a very important space shuttle. The scientists and engineers checked and double checked everything to make sure that things are fine. However, on the day of the launch, something seemed to be wrong. The rocket made all sorts of noise but never took off even an inch from the ground. The engineers were puzzled because they could not figure out the problem. Finally, Manjit, a Sardar offered to help. The NASA scientists were desperate by that time and agreed to do anything.

'Tilt the rocket 45 degrees to the right,' said Manjit in a serious voice. The engineers were puzzled but did it anyway.

'Bring it back to vertical position, the Manjit added. The engineers did.

'Now start the engines,' instructed Manjit. The rocket took off and flew into space. Everybody thanked and congratulated Manjit and asked him how he knew what to do.

He replied, 'It is very simple. This is what we always do with our Bajaj scooters in India.'

** There were eleven people hanging onto a rope which was hanging from a from an aeroplane. Ten were Sardar, and one was a girl. They all decided that one person should get off because if they didn't, then the rope would break and everyone would die.

No one could decide who should go, so finally the girl said, 'I'll get off,' and she made a really moving speech how she was the least important person there.

All of the Sardars started immediately applauding ...

** Devindar went into The Bank of India and asked to open a current account. The cashier was surprised when Devindar left the building saying he would return after he had been to Delhi.

When asked why he was visiting Delhi in the middle of a simple procedure, he retorted that the application form said: 'Got to be filled in CAPITAL.'

** Santa was filling up application form for a job. He was not sure as to what to put in the column "Salary Expected".

After much thought he wrote : Yes, please.

** Sadhu : 'I haven't slept all night in the train.'

Friend: 'Why?'

Sadhu: 'I had an upper berth and I am scare of height.'

Friend: 'Why didn't you exchange it?'

Sadhu: 'There was nobody in the lower bunk to change it with.'

 

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