7th July 2011 The Amazing Human Body

It takes your food seven seconds to get from your mouth to your stomach. 

One human hair can support 6.6 pounds. 

The average man's penis is two times the length of his thumb.

Human thigh-bones are stronger than concrete. 

A woman's heart beats faster than a man's.

There are about one trillion bacteria on each of your feet. 

Women blink twice as often as men.

The average person's skin weighs twice as much as the brain. 

Your body uses 300 muscles to balance itself when you are standing still.

If saliva cannot dissolve something, you cannot taste it.

Women will be finished reading this by now. 
Men are still busy checking their thumbs!

 

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7th July 2011 Funny Things To Say ...

• Anyone who goes to a psychiatrist should have his head examined.
• A study conducted by Sydney University's Department of Psychiatry has revealed that the kind of face a woman finds attractive on a man can differ depending on where she is in her menstrual cycle. For example: if she is ovulating, she is attracted to men with rugged and masculine features.
  However, if she is menstruating or menopausal, she tends to be more attracted to a man with duct tape over his mouth and a spear lodged in his chest, with a cricket bat up his arse while he is on fire.
• A lady friend says to me: 'You know what calories are? They are little bastards that get into your wardrobe at night and sew your clothes tighter. My closet is infested with the little shits." 
• It's raining so hard, it's knocking the monkeys out of the trees.
• She is so thin she has to round around the shower 3 times to just get wet.
• Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.
• A stockbroker urged me to buy a stock that would triple its value every year. I told him, "At my age, I don't even buy green bananas." 
• A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man. 
• Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.
• Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot. 
• Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.
• I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.
• It is even harder for the average ape to believe that he has descended from man.
• Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get.
• The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he is a baby. 

 

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7th July 2011 Armani Fashion Dedicated To Japan's Tsunami Victims

On Tuesday the world famous Italian designer Giorgio Armani, staged his latest collection in Paris, entitled 'Hommage au Japon', haute couture fashion with ultra-wealthy clients pondering issues no deeper than which £70,000 dress to wear with which handmade Jimmy Choo shoes. This one, however is as Armani said: a 'creative gesture' to back up the brand's financial aid in support of the victims of Tsunami disaster happened in March.

 

The entire collection carried the theme of Japan with silk and velvet dresses and gowns, with printed lotus flowers, obi belts, elegant piled-up hair-dos. all geisha chic. He has been attempting to get couture to look outside it's rarefied environment by dedicating his Privé couture collection to recovery efforts in Japan. The show demonstrates a social conscience and makes commercial sense.

 

As all his shows, this one too was attended by great number of high society ladies, top name celebrities and movie stars, including a couple of European royal family members.

Perhaps some disaster victims might even have sweet dreams that night, seeing themselves dressed in such exquisite gowns, with the world under their feet instead of crushing on top of them.

 

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