10th Mar 2012 Employer - Employee

Steve Cleary was in his early 50's, retired and had started a second career. However, he just couldn't seem to get to work on time. Every day he was 5, 10, 15 minutes late. However, he was a good worker, really clever, so the owner was in a quandary about how to deal with it. Finally, one day he called Steve into the office for a talk.

'Steven, I have to tell you, I like your work ethic, you do a top class job, but you're being late so often is quite a worry.' 

'Yes, I realise that, sir, and I am working on it.' replied Steve.

'I'm pleased to hear that, you are a team player. It's odd though, you're coming in late. I know you're retired from the Royal Navy. What did they say if you came in late there?' 

'They said, "Good morning, Admiral".

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10th Mar 2012 Visit To The Dentist

Brave Husband ~

 

The Marshes were shown into the dentist's surgery, where Mr Marsh makes it absolutely clear that he is in a big hurry.

'No expensive extras, Doctor,' Marsh demands, 'No gas or needles or any of that fancy stuff. Just pull the tooth and get it over with.' 

'I wish more of my patients were as strong minded and as brave as you, Mr Marsh, 'said the dentist admiringly. 'Now, which tooth is it?' 

Mr Marsh turns to his wife and says:

'Show him your tooth, honey.' 

Fast - or Slow?

 

Patient: How much will it cost me to have this tooth extracted?
Dentist: $300

Patient: $300 for just a few minutes work, that expensive.
Dentist: O.K. I'll pull it out slowly if you prefer.

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