Brave Husband ~
The Marshes were shown into the dentist's surgery, where Mr Marsh makes it absolutely clear that he is in a big hurry.
'No
expensive extras, Doctor,' Marsh demands, 'No gas or needles or any of
that fancy stuff. Just pull the tooth and get it over with.'
'I
wish more of my patients were as strong minded and as brave as you, Mr
Marsh, 'said the dentist admiringly. 'Now, which tooth is it?'
Mr Marsh turns to his wife and says:
'Show him your tooth, honey.'
Fast - or Slow?
Patient: How much will it cost me to have this tooth extracted?
Dentist: $300
Dentist: $300
Patient: $300 for just a few minutes work, that expensive.
Dentist: O.K. I'll pull it out slowly if you prefer.
Dentist: O.K. I'll pull it out slowly if you prefer.
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