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Wednesday, 26 October 2011
26th Oct 2011 Wisdom & Random Thoughts Of Today
The concentration and dedication- the intangibles are the deciding factors between who won and who lost.
God gives skill, but not without men's hand: He could not make Antonio Stradivarius's violins without Antonio.
From a commercial point of view, if Christmas did not exist it would be necessary to invent it.
The word of a gentleman is as good as his bond; and sometimes better.
The physician can bury his mistakes, but the architect can only
advice his clients to plant vines.
There are moments when everything goes well, but don't be frightened.
Wisdom often comes alone through suffering.
Failure does not count. If you accept this, you'll be successful. What causes most people to fail is that after one failure, they stop trying.
The only people who never fail are those who never try.
Socialists think profits are a vice; I consider losses the real vice.
The most exciting happiness is the happiness generated by forces beyond your control.
The only practice that's now constant is the practice of constantly
accommodating to changes.
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Prev: 26th Oct 2011 Giggles - The Succinct Humour Of The Jewish
26th Oct 2011 Giggles - The Succinct Humour Of The Jewish
Amongst nationally characteristic humour, I especially enjoy the British and Jewish. I hope that you will find the tone of the following sweet and funny rather than offensive.
** A car hit an elderly Jewish man. The paramedic says, 'Are you comfortable?'
The man says, 'I make a good living.'
** I just got back from a pleasure trip. I took my mother-in-law to the airport.
** I've been in love with the same woman for 49 years. If my wife ever finds out, she'll kill me!
** Someone stole all my credit cards, but I won't be reporting it. The thief spends less than my wife did.
** We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops.
** My wife and I went back to the hotel where we spent our wedding night, only this time I stayed in the loo and cried.
** She was at the beauty shop for two hours. That was only for the estimate. She got a mudpack and looked great for two days. Then the mud fell off.
** The Doctor gave a man six months to live. The man couldn't pay his bill, so the doctor gave him another six months.
** The Doctor called Mrs. Cohen saying, 'Mrs. Cohen, your cheque came back.
Mrs. Cohen answered, 'So did my arthritis!'
** Doctor: You'll live to be 60.
Patient: I AM 60.
Doctor: See! What did I tell you?
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